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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Right, I'm trying to compile a list of these kind of jokes. I love them. here are a few off the top of my head/just made up. Any decent ones that fit with the pattern, I'll edit in:



What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob

What do you call a man with a pig on his head? Hamed

What do you call a man with two pigs on his head? Mohamed

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony

What do you call a man who's been shot in the kneecaps? Neil

What do you call a man who got his head stuck in a lawnmower? Sean

What do you call a woman who's too lazy to draw? Tracey

What do you call a woman who's really really small? Dot

What do you call a woman who writes on herself? Paige

What do you call an Asian man between two buildings? Ali

What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant? Angus McOatup

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug

What do you call a woman who sets fire to her bills? Bernadette

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff

what do you call a woman who plays pool standing on one leg with a pint of beer on her head? Beatrix Potter

What do you call a woman who is a priest? Maryam

What do you call a woman holding a shopping basket? Carrie

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Reply 1
What do you call an Asian man between two buildings? Ali.
What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A Pilot you racist bastard. :smile:
Reply 3
9 Liverpool's Number
What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A Pilot you racist bastard. :smile:


Yeah :biggrin:

What do you call an Asian who flies a plane?

Terrorist
What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant? Angus McOatup
Reply 5
What do you call a black man in a suit? Guilty.
Reply 6
What do you call a black man in a suit? Guilty
Reply 7
Juwel
What do you call a black man in a suit? Guilty.


Great racists think alike :biggrin:
Reply 8
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Reply 9
What do you call a black man in a suit? Guilty
Reply 10
What do you call a white man in court?
The lawyer.
Reply 11
What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug

What do you call a woman who sets fire to her bills? Bernadette
Reply 12
What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
A lynching.
What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
Reply 14
Yasmin2K8
What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
A lynching.

Please give up.
Reply 15
What do you call a soul singer with a biscuit on his head? Lionel Richtea
Reply 16
what do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff

what do you call a woman who plays pool standing on one leg with a pint of beer on her head? Beatrix Potter
Reply 17
What do you call a woman who is a priest? Maryam

What do you call a woman holding a shopping basket? Carrie


New ones I made up :biggrin:
Reply 18
What do you call a muslim that has a bath? Asif
Reply 19
Madlib
What do you call a muslim that has a bath? Asif


What do you call an Asian with heatstroke? Sunil.

What do you call an Asian who came last in a race? Ran****.