Right, I'm trying to compile a list of these kind of jokes. I love them. here are a few off the top of my head/just made up. Any decent ones that fit with the pattern, I'll edit in:
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob
What do you call a man with a pig on his head? Hamed
What do you call a man with two pigs on his head? Mohamed
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony
What do you call a man who's been shot in the kneecaps? Neil
What do you call a man who got his head stuck in a lawnmower? Sean
What do you call a woman who's too lazy to draw? Tracey
What do you call a woman who's really really small? Dot
What do you call a woman who writes on herself? Paige
What do you call an Asian man between two buildings? Ali
What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant? Angus McOatup
What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug
What do you call a woman who sets fire to her bills? Bernadette
what do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
what do you call a woman who plays pool standing on one leg with a pint of beer on her head? Beatrix Potter
What do you call a woman who is a priest? Maryam
What do you call a woman holding a shopping basket? Carrie