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Horrible "hidden"remarks from ex flatmates on facebook.

Here are some of them

Ahhh hiya!! Long time!! Oh my god the GREB ha ha when I got Malcy's friend request I totally started thinking of flat 12 and the GREB!! I found you through his friends, I've tried looking a few times on here for you all but I was spelling Mals surname without the 2nd C the Greeks without the 2nd A in his surname and for the life of me could not remember you surname I knew it began with L cos you were double L but all I could remember was your porn name 'M ha ha!! Anyways i'm really good I bought a house with my partner just over a year ago in County Durham (well a little backwards village in CD) and have a baby girl called Amelia Skye who's now 11 weeks old! I'm all sttled down and sensible but it is pretty amazing being a mammy! Anyways I remember seeing a news program in Cumbria where broken tooth was found in the river Caldew with traces of superglue on it ha ha! Can't remember the Grebs surname was his first name?? Good times, I often think about that year >

he is on here but you would have to add him as a friend to see anything. although on heis mini profile he is quite a distinct shape i must say!

(this is referring to me being fat)

Ha ha the hoovering and crabsticks!! ah yes that was so his name ha ha i've added him as well ... this should be fun!! he has 58 friends... as if ...do they have a sense of smell?? Bet they're all cybermates he's never met and whats the profile pic all about look at me I have friends ... do you reckon he super-imposed himself onto a picture!! If not it baffles me how anyone could stand next to him long enough to have their photo taken hee hee if he accepts us as friends I might have to delete this wall post!! Remember when Malcy and the Greek sold him a bag of Oregano for a tenner telling him it was weed ... and then we had takeaway with the profit!! And when he came in scratching himself all over and he'd came out in a rash cos he'd shaved all his body hair off and when asked why he said he thought that's why we called him the beast!! That year does make me laugh!! xx(

(this is all lies btw apart from the cash which they stolefrom my wallet)

Oh my god can't believe you wrote greb on his wall ha ha! Oh my god in his 'looking for' section he has dating, a relationship etc but no mention of his tooth! Have you read his about me? was very disappointed not to see pokemon in his top tv shows! Looked at his pics (ewwww) oh my god he looks like he has a social life well 2 nights anyway (or at least one with a costume change) and whats the deal with that hot blonde chic getting up close and personal with him obviously they gotta of been having a laugh!! and one of wallposts say somein about him taking someones aftershave hmmm wonder why lol!! x

The grebs pictures must be a piss take! I mean c'mon, who would really want to get that close to him unless he showers!! It looks like he is clinging on to the freshers at college still? I wonder if he has started a fire in the kitchen yet and blamed it on fireworks?!!!

Oh and it looks like his tooth has been fixed, probably with putty and duct tape.

Check out his list of jobs... its quite funny.

He has "sorting biscuits" as part of his jobs (I think its just above the comment box)!! I dont think I'll be able to eat another biscuit now!


The comment about the fire annoyed me so much as that wasnt me at all, the greek guy was using chip pans and whilst I was in kitchen they caught ortvfire and he tried to blame me and make me pay the £150 fine.

They were disgusting to me there,stealing my food, my wallet was stolen,my mobile, even tried telling me I sold them my big tv for £10 when drunk.

This was 7 years ago and I assumed they had matured since then.

Guess not, but I might seem petty over this but one is a single mum in a crappy job, another is married in a low paid job and another is single and in a low paid job

How they think they are superior to me I dont know.

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Reply 1
Just ignore them! They sound like complete idiots, try not to let it bother you.

:smile:
Reply 2
Why on earth didn't you move out immediately ? These people sound like lying, inconsiderate bastards.
what's a greb?
and yeah, they sound like a bunch of *****
Reply 5
EssexDan86
what's a greb?


It was what they called me and in their case it meant I smelled horrible and sweated a lot and im stupid etc.
Reply 6
Ignore them !!!! They're idiots, so don't worry to much about them :wink:
Reply 7
:hugs: They sound very insecure and try to make others seem inferior to give them an ego boost. Try not to give these people a second thought.
These people sound like complete tools. Ignore them.

As for 'greb', when I was at school it referred to the people who were on the 'rock' side of things. Pretty much the opposite social group to 'chav'. It's all but gone from use, nowadays.
Reply 9
If I were in this position I would write back to them in a way that seems like I am laughing off the name greb i.e. start the message with "hey it's the greb here lol" and then slowly but surely point out all their individual faults but in a way that makes you sound as if you feel sorry for them. Also slip that you are doing great in life to seal the deal.
Reply 10
Very, VERY immature for (presumably) university graduates! I'm 16, and i'm even more mature than them!
Reply 11
I just remembered one time when I lived there the girl(the worst one) was in flat above and shouted down to me and as I put head out window she chucked a bucket of dirty sink water on me then laughed and called me stupid.

I hoped they had changed but obviously not.
They sound like a bunch of tools, I'd ignore them if I were you.
Hey it's the Greb here :smile:
It's great to see you're all doing SO well in you're lives at the minute, I'm sure the guy leaving you x(name) had nothing to do with the fact that you graduated chubby school a long time ago and are now attending the university of disgusting. Really; I think you're beautiful, and that job you're in.. WOW I just can't imagine having so much disposable income, you must be really really happy; I hear the council supply great houses these days?

Extend like such for the other two :smile:

Really, what a bunch of idiots. No-one deserves that kinda crap.
Reply 14
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Hey it's the Greb here :smile:
It's great to see you're all doing SO well in you're lives at the minute, I'm sure the guy leaving you x(name) had nothing to do with the fact that you graduated chubby school a long time ago and are now attending the university of disgusting. Really; I think you're beautiful, and that job you're in.. WOW I just can't imagine having so much disposable income, you must be really really happy; I hear the council supply great houses these days?

Extend like such for the other two :smile:

Really, what a bunch of idiots. No-one deserves that kinda crap.


To be perfectly honest, if the OP writes this, it lowers him down to their rubbish standards, meaning he isn't any better than they are.
Reply 15
Just ignore them. They're immature and you're not.

Make a fake new e-mail account and facebook, add them on facebook and spew anonymous, unanimous insults at them :biggrin::biggrin:
Reply 16
I feel sorry for her chid if she has that as a mother!
Eurgh some people make me sick
Dude...why would you post this for all to see?

Wasn't it bad enough reading it to yourself?
They sound like bitchy school kids. Seriously, just ignore them or delete them as friends.
Reply 19
Tell her she has an ugly baby