go too a 24hr supermarket and get some castor oil, its at the bottom of your back so easily reachable
Not sure what to do about your problem.. I was going to suggest hot bath, but I'm loving the title..
Go see a doctor tomorrow and in the meantime don't prod it and take some painkillers if it's painful.
You will probably need a small op!
But the quicker you 'catch' it the better!
Sorry I was 2 minutes late in replying to you then..?
And no I haven't, but I read the Something Awful forums and it seems like everyone there has one. They said getting it lanced was agony to put it briefly, which is why I hoped you didn't have it.
i woudl have repped you for your subject line if you were not anonymous.