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Can I get into oxford? I only got A*A*A with an A in AS Further maths. All my course mates already do Materials Science at Oxford. I also only got a low distinction in Prelims. Plz help?
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sorry you need 9A*s at A-Level for Oxford
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No, you're not allowed
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Your grades and gems are far too low, I'm afraid. Maybe try the lower calibre Cambridge instead?
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Love it. Makes a welcome and refreshing change from the hairy, brown troll emoji.
Thank you. I"m glad someone picked up on that: the hairy brown troll is just so passé (someone will accuse me of racism now).
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Raycism!
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(someone will accuse me of racism now).
(Original post by starsj87)
Raycism!
Brilliant!!
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Thank you. I"m glad someone picked up on that: the hairy brown troll is just so passé (someone will accuse me of racism now).
as a poc i can confirm that no sane poc would do that
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Raycism!
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No, you're not allowed
It's too late. I walked in on the first day of term. Went straight to the president of my college and told them I was their man. They let me in on the spot. Later virgins.
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It's too late. I walked in on the first day of term. Went straight to the president of my college and told them I was their man. They let me in on the spot. Later virgins.
That's the fake Oxford University
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It's too late. I walked in on the first day of term. Went straight to the president of my college and told them I was their man. They let me in on the spot. Later virgins.
Oh you're talking about Oxford Brookes.
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That's the fake Oxford University
Cambridge is in a very different location to Oxford. As an Oxonian I think I am smart enough to tell when I am in a crime-infested knock-off oxford.
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Oh you're talking about Oxford Brookes.
That is slander and I will not tolerate it.
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Cambridge is in a very different location to Oxford. As an Oxonian I think I am smart enough to tell when I am in a crime-infested knock-off oxford.
Cambridge has a lower crime rate than Oxford: https://www.thecompleteuniversitygui...ties-and-towns

Interestingly, Oxford Brookes has a lower crime rate than both - so it seems you were indeed referring to Oxford Brookes!
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Cambridge has a lower crime rate than Oxford: https://www.thecompleteuniversitygui...ties-and-towns

Interestingly, Oxford Brookes has a lower crime rate than both - so it seems you were indeed referring to Oxford Brookes!
Oh, the data I had seen was from 2015. So I guess it is out of date. Still calling someone a Brookes student is a very low blow.
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Oh, the data I had seen was from 2015. So I guess it is out of date. Still calling someone a Brookes student is a very low blow.
Out-of-date and out of touch... Upon reflection, you are certainly a better match for Oxford!
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Out-of-date and out of touch... Upon reflection, you are certainly a better match for Oxford!
Ok boomer.
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