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    (Original post by imtired)
    lol what's the point of playing if you're gonna cover up with cushions you may as well keep your underwear on.
    Yeah I agree, but I know lots of people who do play with cushions its quite common.
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    Just think: Margaret Thatcher, naked, on a cold day.
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    Just don't lose and you won't need to get to that stage. :p:
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    It would be funny for the others, as long as you don't stand up and poke anyone in the eye with it
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    the title made me laugh, Lol
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    Haha, depends on how wrapped up you are in poker. Im a complete poker nut and will keep a poker face regardless of what's happening

    There's always the homer simpson method "think unsexy thoughts"
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    (Original post by armageddonbride)
    At least it gives you the impression of being bigger than the non-erect ones around you...
    lol always a silver lining :p:
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    I really hope this thread never goes off the first page the title is making me laugh every time
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    (Original post by Polska)
    I really hope this thread never goes off the first page the title is making me laugh every time
    Why, does it bring back memories ?

    Me playing poker:

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    Don't lose then!




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    make sure you win ..... simple
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    Possibly thread of the year!
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    (Original post by Polska)
    I would be distracted

    I'm pleased to hear that. How do you play poker?
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    Remember, that whilst a full house beats a flush, a 9mm beats a full house. I always win at poker using the "Give me the godamn chips or i'ma pop you in the face" technique. I think there's a book on said strategy, which outlines the variations of the technique and how to integrate it into your normal game. Search Amazon.

    That should solve your problem.
 
 
 
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