I walked into a tree the other day. AMA Watch

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As per the title.
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ive done that but a lamp post
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What kind of tree was it?
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Did you apologize to the tree?
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did you check the tree was okay?
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(Original post by Ectover_)
What kind of tree was it?
I didn’t see the tree. It was in a park if that helps.

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Did you apologize to the tree?
No. I said “who the (Dickens) put that there”

dickens replaces the word I actually used which began with F
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I didn’t see the tree. It was in a park if that helps.


No. I said “who the (Dickens) put that there”

dickens replaces the word I actually used which began with F
Poor tree, it must have felt so undervalued..
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Were you embarrassed ?
How did you run into it ? Were you on your phone?
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did you check the tree was okay?
The tree was much bigger than me. It was fine.
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Were you embarrassed ?
How did you run into it ? Were you on your phone?
No I wasn’t.

I was walking through my local park where there was no lighting, it was raining and my glasses were wet so I couldn’t see anything. And I thus walked into the tree.
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dId you cry?
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Was Boris to blame?
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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.” Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through.’ I agreed. At 24, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
How many times have you used that?
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David Cameron talked to a tree yesterday.
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(Original post by 4StarsOutOf5)
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.” Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through.’ I agreed. At 24, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
I beg your pardon?

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dId you cry?
Nope.

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Was Boris to blame?
In a way yes, since I was on my way to vote for him. 😂
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Is the tree feeling alright?
Does it plan to sue you for assault, battery, harassment, trespass and personal injury?
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did u say sorry to the tree?
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did someone call the copse ?

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did u say sorry to the tree?
Nope.

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Is the tree feeling alright?
Does it plan to sue you for assault, battery, harassment, trespass and personal injury?
I’m suing thr tree mate.

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did someone call the copse ?

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Wow.....
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it sounds like a case for Special Branch

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