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    Please keep anon quite embarrasing

    My gf complains i *** too much, i can *** around an average cupful each time which means condoms become a problem

    This is no joke, im seeing a gp tommorow to see why i manage to each time.

    Had to get this out, want to see what everyone else thinks, mostly women
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    oh dear.. well you can't control it so your girl friend will have to like it or lump it
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    This may sound weird but, just masturbate some more. (especially before you do it with your gf)
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    A cupful? Are your balls the size of melons?

    Perhaps have a 1 man handshake before to lighten the load lol :dontknow:
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    (Original post by an_end_has_a_start)
    oh dear.. well you can't control it so your girl friend will have to like it or lump it
    she'll have to do her best to swallow it all.
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    a cupful? wtf? are you on pills? if you're not, the longer it takes for you to expel the semen, the more that will come out when it does.
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    How big a cup are we talking?

    Because if it is an espresso cup, I wouldn't be TOO worried, but if it was like a huge glass, I would buy you a pint. Of Jizz.
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    how big is the cup? a shot glass or pint glass?
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    Its good you;re seeing a doctor
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    (Original post by Ronaldo VII)
    A cupful? Are your balls the size of melons?

    Perhaps have a 1 man handshake before to lighten the load lol :dontknow:
    Maybe he means a shotglass.
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    a medicine ml cup?
    we need more information :hmmm: or are you trolling???
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    that's messed up yo, a cupful?
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    Cupful! Average is a spoonful!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Please keep anon quite embarrasing

    My gf complains i *** too much, i can *** around an average cupful each time which means condoms become a problem

    This is no joke, im seeing a gp tommorow to see why i manage to each time.

    Had to get this out, want to see what everyone else thinks, mostly women
    It's not your fault you're a juicy cumbag. Although put yourself in her position - would you swallow cupfuls of it at a time?
 
 
 
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