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    porn mags when i was too young to buy them
    not for at least 4 years though
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    (Original post by lewis321)
    okok this is a huge own up. i was really reeally drunk and i was walking through town and i stumbled upon some mid night delievery van and some boxes. i woke up with a box of 12 £10.99 bottles of jack daniels beside me in a case hahahahhahaha i still have 5 of them man i feel kinda guilty but they were just in the middle of the pavement
    lewis, my love, you dear are an alcoholic :yep:
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    Nope. Never.. I feel dull and boring. Tomorrow I'm going to go to ASDA and at the self checkout I'm going to slip something through accidently-on-purpose.... :ninja:
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    (Original post by .pushing.charlotte.)
    lewis, my love, you dear are an alcoholic :yep:
    i seriously am :/ sorry about last night.


    WHERE IS THE 'how to stop drinking' THREAD?!!!!?
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    (Original post by lewis321)
    i seriously am :/ sorry about last night.


    WHERE IS THE 'how to stop drinking' THREAD?!!!!?
    i don't mind about last night =]
    wasn't bad at all, considering what i'm like when i'm drunk and on MSN.

    i tend to beg whoevers online for either; sex, crisps or more alcohol.
    very embarrasing the next morning when reading through chat logs :p:

    lucky you for being able to drink over the summer! i only really get to drink at college away from my parents :ninja:
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    I only nick women from other men hehe.
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    (Original post by .pushing.charlotte.)
    i don't mind about last night =]
    wasn't bad at all, considering what i'm like when i'm drunk and on MSN.

    i tend to beg whoevers online for either; sex, crisps or more alcohol.
    very embarrasing the next morning when reading through chat logs :p:

    lucky you for being able to drink over the summer! i only really get to drink at college away from my parents :ninja:
    i prob would have begged for something stupid eventually but our convo ended really quick haha

    i dont want to drink all over the summer its too expensive WHERES MY THREAD LINK!
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    (Original post by lewis321)
    i prob would have begged for something stupid eventually but our convo ended really quick haha

    i dont want to drink all over the summer its too expensive WHERES MY THREAD LINK!
    oh, you wouldn't have had to beg

    can't find a thread link sooooo, heres a motivational image

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    I stole a pair of boots from Primark because the queue was too long. They were incredibly cheap and I told an assistant I was going to steal them before leaving.

    When I was younger, I used to accidentally steal earrings from Claire's because they would fall into my hood without me realising.

    I used to steal penny sweets from the orchestra tuck shop...
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    (Original post by .pushing.charlotte.)
    oh, you wouldn't have had to beg

    can't find a thread link sooooo, heres a motivational image

    You are nicking the space in this thread - get out thieves :p:

    --

    I nicked a pack of Chocolte fingers off a van

    and

    A pack of **** of a friend, but they're always nicking them off me so it's fine.

    That's about it, other than sweets and stuff
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    (Original post by Smoobla)
    I stole a pair of boots from Primark because the queue was too long. They were incredibly cheap and I told an assistant I was going to steal them before leaving.
    What did the assistant say?
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    (Original post by .pushing.charlotte.)
    oh, you wouldn't have had to beg

    can't find a thread link sooooo, heres a motivational image

    hahahahhha ok just for that your getting some forum boyfriend loving!!
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    No. I don't fancy losing my job.

    I don't think I'd be allowed to handle thousands of euros per day working in a shop, if I'd been caught shoplifting.
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    (Original post by viirkokka)
    What did the assistant say?
    I'm not convinced he actually heard...

    It went something like this:

    Me [to a shop assistant's back]: *mutter mutter* The queue is too long, if you don't open another till I will leave without paying because you clearly want me to. *mutter mutter*
    Me [to the shop assistant's front whilst leaving the shop]: Thanks, bye!

    He saw me take them from the shop. They were £6, I doubt anyone will go bankrupt. I'm all for stealing from big business. It infuriates my father.
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    (Original post by Smoobla)
    I'm not convinced he actually heard...

    It went something like this:

    Me [to a shop assistant's back]: *mutter mutter* The queue is too long, if you don't open another till I will leave without paying because you clearly want me to. *mutter mutter*
    Me [to the shop assistant's front whilst leaving the shop]: Thanks, bye!

    He saw me take them from the shop. They were £6, I doubt anyone will go bankrupt. I'm all for stealing from big business. It infuriates my father.
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    - but I don't condone thieving :hmpf: :grr:--- lol :p: :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by lewis321)
    hahahahhha ok just for that your getting some forum boyfriend loving!!
    wahey! i look forward to it! :woo:
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    - but I don't condone thieving :hmpf: :grr:--- lol :p: :rolleyes:
    I wouldn't steal something expensive (probably because it would be more difficult to take!) and I would never take from an independent shop. I've stolen food from Tesco. I don't look like the type who would so I am able to do it without causing suspicion. I can afford to buy everything I've ever stolen too, so if I was stopped, I'd say I'd forgotten to pay!
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    (Original post by Smoobla)
    I wouldn't steal something expensive (probably because it would be more difficult to take!) and I would never take from an independent shop. I've stolen food from Tesco. I don't look like the type who would so I am able to do it without causing suspicion. I can afford to buy everything I've ever stolen too, so if I was stopped, I'd say I'd forgotten to pay!
    A thief with morals :cool:

    I don't think anyone would say that if they could get something for nothing, they'd refuse it.

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    Well true, hardly gonna be able to nick a cooker from Currys or something are you?
    But nicking the odd pack of crisps or other assorted crap from places don't bother me either, hardly gonna kill someone is it? - Not that I do it :rolleyes: mostly because I never think to. Don't blame you for walking out of primark (AKA ****hole) if they couldn't be arsed to open more tills for their huge queue.
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    (Original post by thats funny)
    A thief with morals :cool:

    I don't think anyone would say that if they could get something for nothing, they'd refuse it.

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    Well true, hardly gonna be able to nick a cooker from Currys or something are you?
    But nicking the odd pack of crisps or other assorted crap from places don't bother me either, hardly gonna kill someone is it? - Not that I do it :rolleyes: mostly because I never think to. Don't blame you for walking out of primark (AKA ****hole) if they couldn't be arsed to open more tills for their huge queue.
    I would try and steal a cooker... :p:
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    Yes, I like to stuff things up Nick :teeth:
 
 
 
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