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What is your all time favourite joke?

Mine has to be (although noone gets it);

What do you do if you see a spaceman?
You park in it, man.


Cracks me up every time
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"How do you take a census in Mexico?"
- Roll a quarter down the street and count the people running after it

"Who's the richest person in Mexico?"
- The guy who got the quarter

Now I realize that some killjoy will come and point out that Carlos Slim Helú is actually the richest man in Mexico, and to them I say that taking everything too seriously may well be as bad as never taking anything seriously enough.
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Isn't Carlos Slim Helú actually the richest man in Mexico?


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George Bush.
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So a Polaroid camera walks into a bar, and the barman says,
"What'll you have?"
And the Polaroid camera says,
"The usual."
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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

i don't have a ferrari in my garage.
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Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.



('Bottom' ftw :ninja:)
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(Original post by A is for Awesome)
So a Polaroid camera walks into a bar, and the barman says,
"What'll you have?"
And the Polaroid camera says,
"The usual."
I dont get it
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I dont get it
Neither do I, if that helps. Neither does my boyfriend. Obviously we're not very bright. :p:
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"Have you heard the joke about the bin?"

"No"

"It's rubbish

Terrible but funny and its the one i always remember so that's the one i say all the time lol
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Sex is not the answer.

Sex is the question, yes is the answer.
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(Original post by Phantom Phoenix)
Neither do I, if that helps. Neither does my boyfriend. Obviously we're not very bright. :p:
it's funny for the fact that it isn't the inevitable pun or play on words that is normally used in this style of joke.

it uses a random, crazy object such as the camera to help build the joke up, but then lets you down with the logical, ordinary punchline. thus deeming it amusing.

...i think :-D
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(Original post by londonboym)
it's funny for the fact that it isn't the inevitable pun or play on words that is normally used in this style of joke.

it uses a random, crazy object such as the camera to help build the joke up, but then lets you down with the logical, ordinary punchline. thus deeming it amusing.

...i think :-D

Ohhhh...


...oh dear.
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"Have you heard the joke about the bin?"

"No"

"It's rubbish

Terrible but funny and its the one i always remember so that's the one i say all the time lol

"Have you heard the one about the butter? "

"No"

"I'd tell you but i don't want you to spread it"

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George Bush.
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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.
Have you ever seen that guy's wife?

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Ah, neither's he.

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There were two packets of crisps walking down the road, and a car stopped them and said "Do you want a lift"? They turned around and said "No thanks, we're Walkers".
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"Have you heard the one about the butter? "

"No"

"I'd tell you but i don't want you to spread it"

haha that's another one i'm sure to remember like the rubbish one
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Why did the lion get lost?



Jungle is massive...
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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
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see you next montyh


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