"How do you take a census in Mexico?"
- Roll a quarter down the street and count the people running after it
"Who's the richest person in Mexico?"
- The guy who got the quarter
Now I realize that some killjoy will come and point out that Carlos Slim Helú is actually the richest man in Mexico, and to them I say that taking everything too seriously may well be as bad as never taking anything seriously enough.
So a Polaroid camera walks into a bar, and the barman says,
"What'll you have?"
And the Polaroid camera says,
what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
i don't have a ferrari in my garage.
Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question, yes is the answer.
There were two packets of crisps walking down the road, and a car stopped them and said "Do you want a lift"? They turned around and said "No thanks, we're Walkers".
Why did the lion get lost?
Jungle is massive...