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    It was late at night and i climbed into my bed. I lay their thinking about what a great day i had had today. I looked up at the bright stars in the sky and the moon. I even seen a shooting star :eek: I thought to myself, this has to be the best day ever! Then suddenly i realised....where the **** is my roof!?!? :mad:


    Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide...
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    There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later. So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says, “Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.”

    “OK”, says the guy. He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says, “You have one wish.”

    The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.

    He tells the barman, “Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.”

    The barman replies, “You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?”
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    What did the tank commander tell his troops before they got in the tank?

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    Get in the tank.
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    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?


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    A carrot.
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    My fave one as a kid;


    Why was 6 scared of 7?

    Because 7, 8, 9!



    Hahaha i used to think that was so clever :p:
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    (Original post by princess_123)
    :woo: controversial! :woo:
    Not particularly. In fact, I think it would be controversial to say that George Bush isn't a joke.
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    (Original post by Sick Puppy)
    What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
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    see you next montyh


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    :rofl: that's disgusting.
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    A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "**** off, you won't bring it back".
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    A black guy walks into a bar.
    The barman asks him to leave.



    Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench?
    A park bench can support a family.

    Disclaimer, I'm not racist I just enjoy black guy jokes.
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    What did the rock say to the river?

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    Westminster University.
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    (Original post by Sick Puppy)
    What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
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    lol it took me a while to actually get this one.

    haha its disgusting.
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    Why did the Mexican throw his wife out the window?

    Tequila.

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    Seeing as two mathematicians have entered, D1.
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    Seeing as two mathematicians have entered, D1.
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    Seeing as two mathematicians have entered, D1.
    Haha. I know people that failed that the first time they took it. Now that's a joke!
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    (Original post by mdcrisp2000)
    Haha. I know people that failed that the first time they took it. Now that's a joke!
    lol, i'm actually laughing.

    BEST JOKE IN THE THREAD.
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    This thread is great...the bin one made me laugh out loud

    Why did the lobster blush?

    Because the seaweed

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    What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

    Nacho chesse!
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    (Original post by Totally Tom)
    lol, i'm actually laughing.

    BEST JOKE IN THE THREAD.
    Whaa, you didn't find my mexican one funny? Hahaha damn you!
 
 
 
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