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  • View Poll Results: How Often Do You Masturbate?
    Once a day
    44
    23.40%
    1-3 Times a day
    53
    28.19%
    3+ Times a day
    14
    7.45%
    Every Other Day
    33
    17.55%
    Every week or so
    23
    12.23%
    I don't masturbate
    21
    11.17%

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    (Original post by Aconite)
    I don't stop long enough to find out, love.
    Thanks for that

    (Original post by neverstandstill)
    Not all men Some of us are blessed
    OK :cool: unfortunately I'm not one of you

    (Original post by Lord Hysteria)
    don't derail my thread, this is about masterbating
    I'm sorry... I didn't mean to derail it, just thought it wouldn't be worth creating a new thread about, and seeing as the question is about post-masturbation and this thread is about masturbating, shouldn't my question follow on from yours?
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    (Original post by MSB)
    Let's all make comments on StotheL's personal appearance!
    As opposed to her impersonal appearance.....?
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    (Original post by Elipsis)
    She reminds me of a horse, I wouldn't know whether to have sex with her or feed her a sugar cube.
    Perhaps both at the same time, although if she's diabetic, she's screwed.

    I'm sorry, bad puns have to be made.
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    (Original post by jismith1989)
    She does it for me : http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/member.php?u=130124
    She's cute. Not masturbating material though. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Hispanic-Impressions)
    Depends on how bored I am.
    I'd love to see you in Maths.
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    (Original post by Riolent Vapist)
    As opposed to her impersonal appearance.....?
    Oh, I see. Very clever. Well done. Your username is a hilarious spoonerism, too. You're quite the merry little linguist.
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    (Original post by neverstandstill)
    She's cute. Not masturbating material though. :rolleyes:
    Well, I'd ask her to remove that big cravat-type thing around her neck, but I don't think that she'd comply. :p:

    She's hot though. :yep:
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    (Original post by jismith1989)
    Yes, it usually takes a couple of months before the next one comes. :p:
    Haha
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    (Original post by MSB)
    Oh, I see. Very clever. Well done. Your username is a hilarious spoonerism, too. You're quite the merry little linguist.
    Grump.
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    (Original post by _MaLc_)
    I'd love to see you in Maths.
    I love maths I'm afraid.
    Nothing like a bit of long division of polynomials.

    ...Although thah can be pretty damn hot too, so it's a win-win situation either way really.
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    Ahh I've gotta get ready for work. This has been entertaining.
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    (Original post by Aconite)
    Grump.
    **** off.
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    If I was StotheL, I'd be filing charges by now. :afraid:
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    (Original post by Aconite)
    Grump.
    Explain the spoonerism, pretty please. I don't get it. I understand what a spoonerism is, I just can't work it out!
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    (Original post by MSB)
    **** off.
    chill out.
    You need to be able to take a joke, and if you can't then leave this thread.
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    (Original post by Crimson Black)
    If I was StotheL, I'd be filing charges by now. :afraid:
    Why, she's got her pick of a swathe of forum-using ******s! :p:
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    (Original post by MSB)
    **** off.
    HE HATES ME! FOR NO GOOD REASON!

    (Original post by Lord Hysteria)
    How Often Do You Masturbate?
    Why do you want to know, anyway?
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    (Original post by Lord Hysteria)
    chill out.
    You need to be able to take a joke, and if you can't then leave this thread.
    Teehee.
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    All the time to your TSR member profiles.
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    (Original post by MSB)
    I'm masturbating now.
    LMAO- Brilliant!
 
 
 
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