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  • View Poll Results: How Often Do You Masturbate?
    Once a day
    44
    23.40%
    1-3 Times a day
    53
    28.19%
    3+ Times a day
    14
    7.45%
    Every Other Day
    33
    17.55%
    Every week or so
    23
    12.23%
    I don't masturbate
    21
    11.17%

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    I don't masturbate. I punch myself in the crotch violently. Does the trick.
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    (Original post by squid)
    I just spent ages trying to work out what your name was, you mislead me.
    Eh wot?
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    (Original post by Adrian1707)
    I have switched from 1-2 a day to about 3-4 a week.
    Ditto.
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    (Original post by skate_xo)
    I'm female, hence, i dont.

    Really? Good Heavens!
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    Love a good **** like
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    Who cares if people know how often you ****!
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    It increases in the holidays so 3 or 4 or 5 times a week, unless I have a patch of not wanting to. Normally its that amount ^ as well as 2 other mini ones in the day
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    4/5 times a day. I'm highly sexed, can't find people to keep up.
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    I'm manning the cannon right now.
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    (Original post by squid)
    I'm manning the cannon right now.
    Well good, but why did my name confuse you? I want to know.
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    ermm ... the topic was about masterbating???

    Don't bore us ...
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    (Original post by Aconite)
    Well good, but why did my name confuse you? I want to know.
    The talk of spoonerisms, I thought it meant your name was one, and it confuseddd me.
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    (Original post by Lord Hysteria)
    ermm ... the topic was about masterbating???

    Don't bore us ...
    God, what a masternazi you're being. Chill out, Führer ****.
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    (Original post by Aconite)
    God, what a masternazi you're being. Chill out, Führer W.a.n.k.
    *slaps and sit down dear* :p:
    Now, if you ****, contribute or zip it :yep:
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    (Original post by robinson999)
    over 9000
    It's all those sexy parties you're having.
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    (Original post by HearTheThunder)
    It's all those sexy parties you're having.
    indeed it is

    i think its time for a sexy party know :p: lol
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    (Original post by Lord Hysteria)
    *slaps and sit down dear* :p:
    Now, if you ****, contribute or zip it :yep:
    Wha... Bu... It's a thread about masturbation, in chat, you weren't actually expecting a serious discussion, were you?!

    Oh, uh, sorry, on topic: I choke the chicken whilst slapping the bald man until he cries-whilst-manning-the-cannons in order to bash the bishop for choking the chicken whilst slapping the bald man until he cries-whilst-manning-the-cannons in order to bash the bishop for choking the chicken whilst.....
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    (Original post by HearTheThunder)
    It's all those sexy parties you're having.
    jealousy? I take it you don't have much action
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    When i can be bothered really or when i'm in the house alone which isn't very often.
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    (Original post by Clarence)
    When i can be bothered really or when i'm in the house alone which isn't very often.
    same - we suffer from ******* appathy :five:
 
 
 
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