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    (Original post by Mr Nonsense)
    guide to getting sex via a massage:
    1) complain of getting a back injury playing tennis yesterday
    2) girl offers you a back massage
    3) after a few minutes say, "no, you're doing it wrong. Let me show you"
    4) give her a back massage
    5) say you also do foot massages
    6) start giving a foot massage
    7) work your way upwards....

    never fails
    Getting a girl obliged enough to give you a massage, instead of saying shut up you puff is a tricky thing duck. She wouldn't just offer it. Well I've never come across it, but when it comes to asking the bloke to deliver it, well they're like junkies for it.
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    (Original post by Mr Nonsense)
    guide to getting sex via a massage:
    1) complain of getting a back injury playing tennis yesterday
    2) girl offers you a back massage
    3) after a few minutes say, "no, you're doing it wrong. Let me show you"
    4) give her a back massage
    5) say you also do foot massages
    6) start giving a foot massage
    7) work your way upwards....

    never fails
    Just when you think you know it all :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by i_<3_you)
    massages turning people on??.. ..
    you people disgust me....shame shame shame...... hehe :p:

    iv never had one, but i would like one.. and lol, it is easy for girls to get turned on easier that guys, and hide it too.. lol :p:

    but i hate giving massages.. the only massage i get to give.. are when people say oooohhh my foot hurts or ooh my arms hurts. or ohhh my shoulders.. boo hoo
    ohhhh my **** hurts...
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    (Original post by thats funny)
    Getting a girl obliged enough to give you a massage, instead of saying shut up you puff is a tricky thing duck. She wouldn't just offer it. Well I've never come across it, but when it comes to asking the bloke to deliver it, well they're like junkies for it.
    Yea, i guess if a girl is that willing to give you a massage, you might not need to so much work afterall...outta personal observation...:rolleyes:
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    Oh yes..

    I want one now. Hot girl.
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    (Original post by bodybuilder22)
    ohhhh my **** hurts...
    You had to say it. :p:
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    You get turned on by the touch, not by the masseuse. And yes, it's very, very common.
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    (Original post by Adampolar)
    Unless you orgasm, that would probably be quite noticable.
    By a massage? :p:
    Ehrm, what kind of massage is we really discussing in this thread?
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    well the good thing is you aren't a freak :]


    I think everyone gets a little arosed its a good feeling so you might as well enjoy it! :p:
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    You should probably 'relieve' yourself beforehand next time if you want to avoid embarrassment!
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    (Original post by SimonSingh)
    Ooo my back hurts :p:
    :p: lol..haha...and why does it hurt?? when do you want the massage :p: lol
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    (Original post by bodybuilder22)
    ohhhh my **** hurts...
    :eek: ... sorry im not a slut....
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    I'm going for a massage tomorrow, wonder if I will get a guy, lol.
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    Now I'm turned on and I have to go and sort it. Who started this thread!
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    (Original post by i_<3_you)
    :p: lol..haha...and why does it hurt?? when do you want the massage :p: lol
    I was doing some very manly stuff :yep:

    And whenever you're free suits me :woo:
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    (Original post by SimonSingh)
    I was doing some very manly stuff :yep:

    And whenever you're free suits me :woo:
    manly stuff? like what?? watering flowers??

    lol
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    How much do massages cost? I might get one lol (not for the turn on of course).
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    I get turned on when my boyfriend rubs and tickles my back.
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    (Original post by Varsity)
    Reading about that massage turned me on, anyone in Leicester fancy a massage? You scratch my back and ill scratch yours
    Funny thing about my back is, it's located on my ****
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    I have been turned on getting a normal massage a few times. Guess I'm just a monumental perv.

    Then again I've been turned on getting a hair cut, so I suppose it is more down to who and how.
 
 
 
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