TSR Rap Battle Thead

Your bars don't make sense
you speak in past tense
I'm cringing so hard
cause you think you're hard

your rap..
it makes me take a nap
ew rainbows and sparkles
Are you a child?
no wonder you're trying to be so wild,
you rap is so dead,
it makes me want to eat lead
take a break,
drown in the lake,
no one wants to listen to you..
you sound like poo!

Lmao my forces of distraction is in successful
So much as to thwart your battling into pitiful
Excuses and prattle
Yep imma take over diz battle
With mah childish mettle
Dat u wud soon forget your kettle
Of Tea or tears down the lake of Seattle?
I sound like poo aint that true?
You sound like jalapeños you'd never forget to coo

Hehe thats cuz i rap like Bard
Alrightyy so here i go present for ya so STAY EN GUARD!
Is that only what ya gotta say?
I know very well, i aint hard, i suppose you are? Oh Pompeii?

i love jalapenos,
are you a junior?
tears down the lake?
says the girl who sounds so fake
you'll never win
you'll just end up in the bin
you might as well give up,
then I would give you a thumbs up

you make me feel sick
we know you speak french
stop taking the mick
calm down Judi Dench

Thank you for yer compliments
U know how popular are those micks and licks
why dont ya too aswel hopefully suiting your temperament
Hehe good call, river Styx

i have no idea what this says
couldn't decipher it
go to bed
and hope you wake up not illiterate

your rap..
it makes me take a nap
ew rainbows and sparkles
Are you a child?
no wonder you're trying to be so wild,
you rap is so dead,
it makes me want to eat lead
take a break,
drown in the lake,
no one wants to listen to you..
you sound like poo!

Oh the king has arriveth
Striding steadily as he climbeth
You sure you got enuf quality rest?
Or you might have missed this stinkin' wannabe family tree's crest?

Leave where now that braggart takes the pickle
have patience, dear teacher, everything cant be a fickle
Im already minced time and again, that my middle name is wince
It aint abt the crap level ya utter, yo disheveled prince
It aint abt beatin' nobody, its all abt conjurin' the sick beat
Yer fists go rantin like C-walk id rather have my moon walk on diz peat

..yo...WHAT THE **** are you like 80?! Rapping isn't just RHYMING. it's flow, story, and style. You have none of that, this is tragic. No offense lol.

...oh. Thought you said if she learns through

this was good but like something my lil sis would say to me! 🤣


..yo...WHAT THE **** are you like 80?! Rapping isn't just RHYMING. it's flow, story, and style. You have none of that, this is tragic. No offense lol.