My GF farts in her sleep Watch

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Hi,

We've being together for a few months and recently moved in together. I've noticed that she farts a lot in her sleep which is starting to annoy me. I don't know how to tell her without it being awkward so I've just ignored it. It is extremely loud and wakes me up (I'm a light sleeper). I think it could be due to her diet, she eats a lot of junk food before she sleeps. What should I do?

Thanks in advance
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She can't exactly help it, just maybe suggest changing her diet and see if it changes.
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Anonymous #2
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Lots of people do this
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It’s actually really normal. Everyone farts in their sleep
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If you get work up by a fart then are you even really asleep? That seems more than light sleeping.
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I was in the same situation around 7months ago. Honestly after it happened for a few nights constantly and I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t do it. So I dumped her.

As I’ve always said.. If she’s a farter, she ain’t a keeper
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Say that you farted in your sleep did she hear you and see what she says...I doubt she’ll admit it but worth the shot right
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Talk to her about it, otherwise it'll be very irritating and cause you further problems.

(Original post by Bio 7)
If you get work up by a fart then are you even really asleep? That seems more than light sleeping.
He did say its extremely loud, plus farts do vibrate so that could also have woken him up
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(Original post by kkboyk)
Talk to her about it, otherwise it'll be very irritating and cause you further problems.

He did say its extremely loud, plus farts do vibrate so that could also have woken him up
It's still just a fart. I assume breathing is also going to do it if the farting stops.

This is just too funny to take seriously.
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Okay but like, what do you expect her to do about it?
It's a fart, it's natural. It can't be helped.
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(Original post by Bio 7)
It's still just a fart. I assume breathing is also going to do it if the farting stops.

This is just too funny to take seriously.
A fart can still be very loud, just as loud as a bedroom door being banged.
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