I'd like a college with lots of tradition. An old one, gowns at Formal Hall, Formal at least four times a week, bedders at least once a week, leaning right-of-centre politically, and preferably food that is actually edible (so the point of Formal isn't defeated). Hopefully with a Law Supervisor on staff as well. Something like how Cambridge was in the Sixties or Seventies. A small student body is a good thing for me, but I would settle for a large one, it doesn't really matter.
So, what should my shortlist be like?