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Do ALL girls fart/poo?

Theres a girl who I think is so beautiful but I just couldn’t imagine her farting or taking a dump. I know girls do this but what about the hot ones?
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The hotter the girl, the hotter the ****.
Original post by ThuggerThugger
Theres a girl who I think is so beautiful but I just couldn’t imagine her farting or taking a dumb. I know girls do this but what about the hot ones?


no... obviously they don't. They just hold it in and just before they die, they do a big poo explosion
it would be incredibly atypical if they didn't
Original post by ThuggerThugger
Theres a girl who I think is so beautiful but I just couldn’t imagine her farting or taking a dumb. I know girls do this but what about the hot ones?

As a fellow female, I can say that we don't poop or fart.
Of course females don't poo or fart, what a ridiculous suggestion!
Original post by adelinabugaja
As a fellow female, I can say that we don't poop or fart.


I really needed to hear this
Nope.
Girls that poop are rarer than unicorns.
Original post by MidgetFever
Nope.
Girls that poop are rarer than unicorns.


Farting?
Original post by Greywolftwo
Farting?

Farting is a bit more common, I'd say that was fairy-level mythical. :tongue:
Original post by MidgetFever
Farting is a bit more common, I'd say that was fairy-level mythical. :tongue:


When I was younger a girl I know farted in my face, she literally nearly sat on my face and farted 🤢
They'll deny it, but yes they do.
Original post by Greywolftwo
When I was younger a girl I know farted in my face, she literally nearly sat on my face and farted 🤢

Oh damn, that's pretty grim. :redface:
Yes, but they poo glitter and fart confetti.
:nothing:
Original post by MidgetFever
Oh damn, that's pretty grim. :redface:


It was when we were like 10 or 11
Original post by Greywolftwo
It was when we were like 10 or 11


Nonce
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Original post by ThuggerThugger
Theres a girl who I think is so beautiful but I just couldn’t imagine her farting or taking a dump. I know girls do this but what about the hot ones?

bviously not all girls can fart because it depends on their dna and if they even have a digestive system
what's a fart?
Original post by ThuggerThugger
Theres a girl who I think is so beautiful but I just couldn’t imagine her farting or taking a dump. I know girls do this but what about the hot ones?


unless she is a angel then she sure does

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