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Lunchtime manners certificate (1 in 200 per year).

Pass grade in OCR national and level 1 BTEC in something I can't remember. I did no work for either, so it was obviously faked by the school.
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Sad life when you can't even class an achievement as your most pointless since you don't have any at all :lol:
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award for blowing bubbles underwater for 3 seconds - year 1 swimming lessons
or maybe those golden headteachers award stickers those were like badges of honour
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do u get into places for free
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Once made a youtube video that got around 300,000 views or so when I pretended I saw slenderman down my road. Took it down as soon as people I knew found it aha.
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Probs my fake Oxford MA It was fun having the graduation ceremony for it and being hit on the head with a Bible, though
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Won an internal mooting competition last month. :cool:

or, I managed to score 98/100 on my A-level legal system exam. It meant nothing, but I was weirdly proud of it.
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(Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd)
Probs my fake Oxford MA It was fun having the graduation ceremony for it and being hit on the head with a Bible, though
tell us more about how u aquired ur fake oxford ma
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I was briefly #6 in the world for Grand Theft Auto 4 rankings out of god knows, millions? I just got way too good at the fine control needed to insta double tap people, I got a gaming headset just so i could switch it on and leave it on the coffee table, just for the tinny swearing

AFAIK I hold the national record for my City & Guilds, perfect score, although it helps i was in the first year do it :rolleyes:

I'm qualified to join MENSA apparently, unless it lapses....but that probably just means i'm smart enough to be asked to buy books and such by MENSA
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(Original post by steamed-hams)
do u get into places for free
yh, but have to get a card
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(Original post by steamed-hams)
tell us more about how u aquired ur fake oxford ma
I did an Oxford undergrad, got my BA, waited an extra four years, paid £25 and had the BA "converted" into an MA without doing any extra studying. (Oxford and Cambridge don't award MA degrees for Masters level - they're either MSc, MPhil, or MSt!) :smartass:

So I had a degree ceremony and lunch and everything for a fake qualification :devil: :teehee: :innocent:
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Getting the most downvoted comment on a BBC Have Your Say article :flute:
Haha link it to me please
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(Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd)
being hit on the head with a Bible, though
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(Original post by Obolinda)
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That's Oxford for you!
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If you remember the pop kiddie magazines Smash Hits, dunno if its still around but when I was at school I used to buy them religiously every month and collected at least 200 altogether. Took me years to throw them away haha just couldn't bring myself to do it.
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(Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd)
So I had a degree ceremony and lunch and everything for a fake qualification :devil: :teehee: :innocent:
That sounds like an entirely positive use of a day and a damn good use of £25?
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Getting a diploma in business studies. A year of my life wasted because it was some ****ty college course which made zero difference to my CV because everywhere wants experience and I don't have any. Oh well.
It was £1,500 for the course but the real expense is my time I guess since the course was funded on a loan
Surely this should have been free? Anyway studying business is pointless overall, its too generic.
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