Tools the public can buy to test other people for coronavirus?

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Is it just those laser handheld thermometer things that you can buy to point at people?

is it just on their foreheads or do you point it elsewhere?

a medical one in shops, or like an industrial handheld one?

anything else if you suspect someone else might be infected?ddddd
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(Original post by cookingwithgas)
Is it just those laser handheld thermometer things that you can buy to point at people?

is it just on their foreheads or do you point it elsewhere?

a medical one in shops, or like an industrial handheld one?

anything else if you suspect someone else might be infected?ddddd
If you're that concerned best thing to do is buy a bunch of noodles and hide in your house with the doors taped up until this all blows over. I suggest chicken flavour super noodles.

If you do encounter a potentially diseased person run away as fast as you can while singing the national anthem. Germs can't get inside you when you're singing. Well documented fact.

Seriously trying to test the public for viruses will probably end up with you being punched in the face. Don't do it.
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(Original post by cookingwithgas)
Is it just those laser handheld thermometer things that you can buy to point at people?

is it just on their foreheads or do you point it elsewhere?

a medical one in shops, or like an industrial handheld one?

anything else if you suspect someone else might be infected?ddddd
you would probably be detained if you did that lol
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I’m sick of the hysteria and utter stupidity.
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(Original post by cookingwithgas)
Is it just those laser handheld thermometer things that you can buy to point at people?

is it just on their foreheads or do you point it elsewhere?

a medical one in shops, or like an industrial handheld one?

anything else if you suspect someone else might be infected?ddddd
You can’t diagnose someone with a viral infection on purely an external thermometer reading...

hypothetically speaking you do acquire an thermometer and find someone with a high reading, what are you going to do?
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Troll, but soooo funny :rofl2:

The thought of you walking round and just pointing a little machine at every person who walks past you is just...:lol:
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You can’t diagnose someone with a viral infection on purely an external thermometer reading...

hypothetically speaking you do acquire an thermometer and find someone with a high reading, what are you going to do?
Follow them and mark their door with an X in red chalk...
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hypothetically speaking you do acquire an thermometer and find someone with a high reading, what are you going to do?
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Follow them and mark their door with an X in red chalk...
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I’m no Lawyer but I think there’s a law against the former and definitely the later... 😂

Might as well give them the Erwin Rommel treatment... Commit suicide and get a state funeral or we kill you and tarnish your reputation.
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Scanning people for Coronavirus like



Seriously though, don't do it.
It's quite invasive, leave it to the professionals.
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is it just on their foreheads or do you point it elsewhere?
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Get one of these, then you can use it to measure how close people are to you and if their germs will reach you if they sneeze or cough...
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Follow them and mark their door with an X in red chalk...
...whilst wearing one of these, as surgical masks are at a premium.

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