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Bring on the best, worst, cheesiest, cringiest and catchiest jokes you can. Here's one for you-I received a spotty document-I think it had contract dermatitis.
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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In reference to the current Coronavirus situation...
The Germans have now been banned from eating sausage and cheese. It's a Wurst-Käse Scenario!
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?
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Bad News: A man fell into an upholstery machine today.

Good News: He is completely recovered.
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I seem to have lost my favourite Nirvana CD
... nevermind.
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I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win.
Sadly no pun in ten did.
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Whilst crossing the street one day, I dropped all my Scrabble letters on the road. Someone approached me and asked, "What's the word on the street?".
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Fashion for chemists

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So delighted with my own grown peas.
Decided to do a podcast.
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
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Tablets were replaced by scrolls, scrolls were replaced by books.
Now we scroll through books on tablets

A dwarf fortune teller has escaped from prison. Police said there was a small medium at large
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