What is the sexiest accent?Watch
Without any exception it has to be the chav/roadman accent. Everybody knows that being an alpha male is the new cool thing to do, and the roadman is the embodiment of such qualities
One who stands up and says “u fockin wot m8? Don’t get rude yh watch wat happens after skl waste man!”. Now, that is a statement which gets the attention.
In fact, I recently had this intense desire to visit Canada and witness the Niagara Falls in action but of course this is not possible given the lockdown. But by adopting a roadman accent to my girlfriend, I was able to witness the human equivalent of the Niagara Falls.
But why is this the case you may ask? Well, studies from the University of East London shows that the roadman accent is such where our primal brains associate with raw violence and brute force, qualities which demonstrate strength and masculinity. It is no wonder, that such an otherwise filthy accent achieves just that, it turns girls filthy...for the roadman.
‘Witness the human equivalent of Niagra falls? What on Earth?
I don't mind a northern lass (excluding Liverpool, Birmingham, Newcastle) and yes, everything north of Cambridge is Northern to me.
Irish and Welsh are hit and miss. Spanish is hit and miss.
It's just my ting, innit.