How can i grow taller?

Anonymous #1

Hello, i was wondering if people can give me advice to grow taller please?
Thanks.

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Reply 1

Cowberg

A noose, a stool and a swift kick should do it.

Reply 2

Ed.

Stuff newspaper in your shoes.

Reply 3

Bear_Grylls

Get a pair of timberland boots. seriously.

Reply 4

Jabbamuffin

If you want to be taller, **** off down the model village.

Reply 5

Silvertongue

Well, I'm pretty sure there are calcium pills or something that you can take but if you're several years past puberty already, you may as well give up trying to grow naturally.

That being said, I've heard that sports like volleyball, badminton, basketball (sports that require you to stretch upwards) can add a couple of inches...but I'm not sure how useful that would be if you're already past your growth spurt.

It also depends on how tall your parents are and genes etc...you could try that surgery thing....they put something in your bones? :s I never really understood the technicalities but apparently it hurts. A LOT.

If all that fails, hang yourself from monkey bars for 10-15 minutes. :smile:

Or you could just accept your height you know...:P

Reply 6

Kink

More **** in your shoes.

Other than that, the only way is a painful surgical procedure that lengthens your theigh bone bit by bit with implants and screws.

Some people say medical hormones help also.

Reply 7

sigstuff

Pay stretch arm strong a visit, ask him.

Sorry but did you really expect to get sensible answers..

Reply 8

Rob500

Eat your greens :p:

Reply 9

Snobpence17

put a load of hoops round your neck

Reply 10

Ilora-Danon

If you've been through puberty, you should have stopped growing by now (up until 21 they think, anyway) so there's no magic potion or device that will change your genes. Not what you want to hear, but it's the truth - you can't grow any taller than you are, without a major surgical procedure and even then, it's rarely performed unless your height is a disability. Some people are short, some average and some tall, the best thing you can do is embrace what nature gave you.

Reply 11

Kidders

OP are you serious? Or seriously an idiot?!!!

Grow up.... oh wait... :s

Reply 12

one2three_abc

Buy a rack, they always seem to work quite well.

Reply 13

notorious_gurl

Bear_Grylls

Get a pair of timberland boots. seriously.

they look ugly though.. imho

Reply 14

Metropolis

apparently workign your back muscles and core muscles help strengthen the spine, improving your posture, and hence giving the impression that you are taller.

Reply 15

Bear_Grylls

notorious_gurl

they look ugly though.. imho

Nah, with a nice pair of jeans, and appropriate clothing they look quality,

Reply 16

Slash_GNR

one2three_abc

Buy a rack, they always seem to work quite well.

As well as dislocating your shoulder, breaking your wrists and ankles, and dislocating/breaking your elbows and kneecaps. OP this is definitely the best method for getting taller, you just might not be able to walk or even stand up afterwards.

Edit: I was editing my wording, I was using past tense for some bizarre reason.

Reply 17

Emily-Kate17

Lmao, i was always the shortest in my class. It really got to me at one stage and always asked "how can i make myself grow" but the honnest answer is you can't, you have to let nature take its course.

Reply 18

jabed786

im gonna turn 17 very soon and im like 'below average' hieght, i really wanna grow taller aswell. are there anyway you can can create an illusion of being taller?

my firend says that if i wear vertical stripes i look taller :s-smilie: