The Student Room Group
Erm, this is really gross (and I am ashamed), but a while back when I was cleaning under my bed I found some ancient looking skittles and ate them. I survived, so I reckon you'd be ok.
Reply 2
My nan lost an arm in an out of date curly wurly incident, be warned!
Reply 3
El Giblets
My nan lost an arm in an out of date curly wurly incident, be warned!

lmfao......................... :biggrin:
El Giblets
My nan lost an arm in an out of date curly wurly incident, be warned!


hmmm....
Reply 5
A few days ago jon said to my friend phil, who is always hungry, phil r u hungry? Phil says yes. Jon says how hungry? Phil says pretty darn hungry... So Jon proceeds to tell the following story.

"I was in the kitchen and i heard this scratching coming from a cupboard. I concluded that either i was in a horror movie and it was a disembodied head," (yes he did actually say that - this is the kind of person that Jon is) "or that we had rats. So i opened the cupboard. Nothing. So I emptied the cupboard out onto the floor and right at the back i found these." At this point jon produces from his bag some sweets of a strawberry lace type description except that they are green/yellow. "And i thought to myself hey me and Al" (jon's brother) "used to have these all the time when we were younger. Then i thought to myself hey it's been years since we had these things. And then i looked at the sell by date." He showed me - it was 2000.

Now do you think Phil ate the sweets? You bet he did!
Reply 6
El Giblets
My nan lost an arm in an out of date curly wurly incident, be warned!

:confused:
Bekaboo
A few days ago jon said to my friend phil, who is always hungry, phil r u hungry? Phil says yes. Jon says how hungry? Phil says pretty darn hungry... So Jon proceeds to tell the following story.

"I was in the kitchen and i heard this scratching coming from a cupboard. I concluded that either i was in a horror movie and it was a disembodied head," (yes he did actually say that - this is the kind of person that Jon is) "or that we had rats. So i opened the cupboard. Nothing. So I emptied the cupboard out onto the floor and right at the back i found these." At this point jon produces from his bag some sweets of a strawberry lace type description except that they are green/yellow. "And i thought to myself hey me and Al" (jon's brother) "used to have these all the time when we were younger. Then i thought to myself hey it's been years since we had these things. And then i looked at the sell by date." He showed me - it was 2000.

Now do you think Phil ate the sweets? You bet he did!

:eek:

Must throw away precious expired Fruit Pastilles. :frown:
Reply 7
wanderlusted
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Must throw away precious expired Fruit Pastilles. :frown:

Hey!! I didn't say he got food poisoning! Seriously he was fine - i jus thort i'd tell u!! :tongue: