South Asian tings

BACHI IMA GIVE YOU TIL THE COUNT OF DAS YH AND YOU BETTER BE A DACTAR VHEN I TURN AROUNDS
Phuddi avendeya vhen you're dactar I'll protect you, your cousin Bilala is bladdy dactar she got 100 9s in GCSE

Young Adz sucks the phuddi he is very much gandu listen to some real ghanas not this bakwaas DBE my lulla

Cant lie we used to have horsh radish a lot when I was younger I didnt mind it still but idk about in roti wtf

IM A DACTARRRR
i can treat u now (:
bilala's a kutti baba she sucks ahmed off every day
DBE is my fav i met them

Bangladesh

You don't gotta have curry with it, so it's a 2 in 1 kinda thing, innit?

MASHALLAH BETI but Bilala's an engineer now step up the game ting
Treat me for kya mans in perfect health I only get dil pain innit
Aur kya she's married to him she's allowed dont get involved in Bilalas zindagi she is real role model
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA fan ladki

Cant lie youre makin it sound enticing but you aint my marj or wife so you cant cook me nothing

she married ahmed
ahmed's my ex wtff
and i'll treat ur raaminess and the dil pain that iqra gives u (:
and yesss i love them, i went to their blueprint release thing in ldn and he was sooo nice
and way hotter irl

What, strangers over the internet can't cook for each other?

Ahmed is a good kanjar dont be chatting about your fantasies with him phuddi avendeya him and his 4 wives just tryna live their lives

LOOOOOOOOL it aint the vomens giving me dil pain it's the bloody khana they cook with the cholesterol n that

What the acc gandu no vay HAHAHAHAHAHA

BABAA HOW ARE U DOUBTING ME LIKE THISS
ahmed had his little baby jerome last week and now ur telling me he married bilala
astags he's such a heartbreaker
and dont worry, ur fav female will make u some yummy daal (:
and yes wayy young adz and me are tighttt

Wym each other Im a man you cook me food

You aint have no ex I aint let you out the house since the pakistani revolution
Jerome come from his mali wife Jameela he got 3 others innit

PHUDDI AVENDEYA BUN THE DAAL MAKE MAN SOME ****IN KEBABS
some beti

Aight if I'm doing the cooking, you gotta make the paisa

What you want?

Obvs mans the provider n that just cook the bloody khana woman
I want 20 samosay in 5 minutes get started

but baba ahmed used to call me every nighttt
and how dare he hide so many wives from me
OKK FINEEE heres ur bloody kebabs, happy?

I ALREADY MADE UR KEBABS!!
stop being so fat

He called you because you're his bhen in law bladdy bhenchod you werent on your psycho meds so he misinterpreted kya you said
He aint hide **** he comes round once a month with Jamila, Shamima, Bilala and Khadija what you chattin

Lemme try these takes bite
Not bad.. IF I WAS A BLOODY KUTTA TRY AGAIN

CHUP KAR MANS HENCH

make a new batch these are bakwaas