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What’s the cheesiest pick up line you’ve ever said or heard?

I’ll starttt either ‘you’re the ketchup to my fries’ or ‘you’re the Tom to my Jerry’

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Original post by Rose_symonia
I’ll starttt either ‘you’re the ketchup to my fries’ or ‘you’re the Tom to my Jerry’

Are you a banana cos I find you appealing?

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Is your name Google cos you have everything I'm searching for?

As a photographer, I can picture me and you together.

I wish I was crossed eyed so I could see you twice.
Original post by Jedimonkey
Are you a banana cos I find you appealing?

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Is your name Google cos you have everything I'm searching for?

As a photographer, I can picture me and you together.

I wish I was crossed eyed so I could see you twice.


Oh my lord hahahah I would actually blush if someone said these to me🥺
Original post by Rose_symonia
Oh my lord hahahah I would actually blush if someone said these to me🥺

Well...I just did


😂😂😂just joking
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Original post by Rose_symonia
I’ll starttt either ‘you’re the ketchup to my fries’ or ‘you’re the Tom to my Jerry’

Are you a weeping angel?


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Original post by Rose_symonia
I’ll starttt either ‘you’re the ketchup to my fries’ or ‘you’re the Tom to my Jerry’


My love for you is like diarrhoea I can’t hold it in
Original post by Jedimonkey
Well...I just did


😂😂😂just joking


Yeah yeah sure😌
Original post by Rose_symonia
Yeah yeah sure😌


LMAO JK
When you don’t do science or get the joke😭😭
Original post by NA_03


LMAO hahahah I saw it on meme pages
Reply 11
Original post by Rose_symonia
When you don’t do science or get the joke😭😭

genes as in jeans
Original post by Rose_symonia
LMAO hahahah I saw it on meme pages


@NA_03
Original post by CoolCavy
Are you a weeping angel?


Spoiler



Never heard of that one😭😂
Original post by ALYAMAANI2.0
My love for you is like diarrhoea I can’t hold it in


I hope no one has actually used that pick up line on you😭😭
I think so😂 I was just really confused with the first part😭
Reply 17
Original post by Rose_symonia
LMAO hahahah I saw it on meme pages

Original post by Rose_symonia

Eeeek😭it’s cute but it’s cringe toooo😬
Original post by NA_03
Eeeek😭it’s cute but it’s cringe toooo😬


Ikr😂😟 they made me laugh though just imagining someone actually coming up with them
Not really a pickup line but anyway I used it on a first date last year and somehow it worked. I put my right hand into my pocket and pretended to grab something and held it in my hand. I then asked her if she could hold it for me while I tie my laces. After a back and forth over how it’s not a spider she caved in and held her palm out so i took it and get continued walking. It’s kind of a fun little thing which can help build up trust while being funny at the same time.

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