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Original post by nulli tertius
North by Norovirus

M.E and my Girl

The Diphtheria of Everything

Beau Geste is Unwell*

*this one requires a little thought

The last one is Legionnaires Disease.
Reply 41
Original post by Daveog91
Wanna see my ****


hey tinkywinky :wavey:

no thanks... but your Mum wants to see mine :h:

:smug:
Original post by Daveog91
Anal

Here's one for Dave

Oh Chlamydia Face

What's a matter you?
Gotta no respect?
Why do you think we do?
Want your comments about sex?
Anal's not so bad
Until you get the clap
Oh Chlamydia Face
Reply 43
Original post by Sammylou40
Kind hearts and corona

Gonorrhoea with the wind

Bovine spongiform square pants

The game of death starring brucellosis lee

Carry on regardless of the current viral outbreak

Tetanus andronicus

Carry On Campylobacter

Dengue of thieves

Smallpox soldiers

R.o.t.o.rvirus

Lassa come home

Unforgettable by Nat King cholera

How do you solve a problem like malaria?

There’s something about malaria

Leprosy rose.

The trachoma’s of my tears

Chickenpox run

SARS wars


an awesome harvest of Punnage !! the Pun Analysis Laboratory is working flat out to process these specimens, but early impressions are that these are among your best ever products :h:

the Presidium of Punnage has awarded you the Lenin Star for Wordplay.

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Plucky diseases 🤨
Reply 45
Original post by Napp
Ebola now
Mad Max: covid road :colone:
Once upon a time in the lepper colony
Portrait of a lady with Nipah
Raiders of the lost vaccine
a virus is born
Back to the bioweapons lab II
Saving private ryans cough drops
Harry potter and the chamber of sneezes, harry potter and the prisoner of flu camp
Lord of the rings: the two inoculations


Excellent products Comrade. Lenin Star for you tovarich.

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I swear, some of these have been flipping brilliant :biggrin:

- The Giraffe, The Pelly, and Measles
- A Fault In Our SARS ( sorry in advance ._. )
- Chickenpox Little
- Peter Pandemic
- Megamigraine ( not a disease I know, but might count ^^; )
- As Seen On TB
- Prur-Igor ( bit of a stretch haha )

(... okie I'm done ^^)
Reply 47
Original post by Little Popcorns
Plucky diseases 🤨

how would you feel if you worked day and night for years to infect humans then some upstart bat virus gets all the attention ?
smh
Reply 48
Original post by KJEKJE Says Hi
I swear, some of these have been flipping brilliant :biggrin:

- The Giraffe, The Pelly, and Measles
- A Fault In Our SARS ( sorry in advance ._. )
- Chickenpox Little
- Peter Pandemic
- Megamigraine ( not a disease I know, but might count ^^; )
- As Seen On TB
- Prur-Igor ( bit of a stretch haha )

(... okie I'm done ^^)

yes, there has been an ermm epidemic of top quality puns overnight.
Reply 49
Original post by FV75
Here's one for Dave

Oh Chlamydia Face

What's a matter you?
Gotta no respect?
Why do you think we do?
Want your comments about sex?
Anal's not so bad
Until you get the clap
Oh Chlamydia Face

:rofl: :hahaha:Dave the troll
Reply 50
Original post by cambio wechsel
The Diptheria of Everything

Life on Sars

Rubella Fitzgerald

WuHan Solo

Flubacca


Brilliant Punnage !! Please accept the Star of Lenin for your efforts :h:

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Reply 51
Original post by LovelyMrFox
Back to the Flu-ture
Hidden Sniffles
Ready or Snot

Welcome to the Clinic of Pun :h:

A Splendid start !!

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Original post by the bear
yes, there has been an ermm epidemic of top quality puns overnight.

aye, I suspect the punnage is rather contagious :tongue:
Reply 53
Original post by Deggs_14
Ready, T(Set)se, Go!

Flatworm Stanley

Nematode in the Hole


i'm lovin' it. the last one deserves the award of the Star of Lenin for Proletarian Punnage

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Reply 54
Original post by Chronoscope
Keeping Up With the Covids

The Fault in Our SARS

Harry Potter and the Order of the Lockdown

Harry Potter and the Deathly Virus

Fantastic PPE and where to Find It

Famous Five Go on a Socially Distanced Hike


A terrific half dozen samples. Please accept the Star of Lenin for Proletarian Punnage

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Reply 55
Original post by mqb2766
Nice Cold in Alex

WWII film as a group escapes Tobruck and starts coughing and sneezing in Alexandria.

Kung Flu Pandemic

Starring Jack Black Death and Dustin Coughman.

Appendicitis Now


great germy punnage my friend. please accept this token of appreciation from the Presidium of People's Punnage

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Reply 56
Original post by Joinedup
Typhus Andronicus

Polio and Juliet

Blackdeath

Isn't it bubonic? - Alanis Morrisette

Listeria - Muse


the Presidium are very impressed by your Stakhanovite efforts Comrade. They wish you to accept this token of their esteem:

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Reply 57
Original post by LiberOfLondon
What we Covid last summer

great Pun Sire !!

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Reply 58
Original post by nulli tertius
North by Norovirus

M.E and my Girl

The Diphtheria of Everything

Beau Geste is Unwell*

*this one requires a little thought

great puns. a Legion of excellent samples :teehee:

Please accept the Presidium's gratitude and this small token of their esteem:

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Reply 59
Original post by FV75
HIV a Nice Day

Live and Let Diarrhoea :007:

Measles in a Bottle

Living in a Pox

Listerious Girl

Take Me Haemophilia, Country Raynauds

these are all brilliant. i like the Measles one especially.

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Please accept this modest token of appreciation from the People's Presidium of Punnage:

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