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people tend to find the British Empire a bit Marmite-ey. whatever your feelings please supply some Pukka Punnage for us to enjoy


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you may find these sites useful:

https://www.britishempire.co.uk/timeline/colonies.htm

https://www.britishempire.co.uk/

https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/education/empire/
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The decline and fall of the British empire :'(
The road to london
LOTR the return of the empire
Star wars The colonies strikes back
Back to the empire II
Terminator 2: colonisation day
Star trek: the wrath of churchill
The mandarin (the godfather)
The British empire rises
The British empires redemption
2001 an imperial Odyssey
Gone with the gunboat
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Bend It Like Bechuanaland

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(Original post by Napp)
The decline and fall of the British empire :'(
The road to london
LOTR the return of the empire
Star wars The colonies strikes back
Back to the empire II
Terminator 2: colonisation day
Star trek: the wrath of churchill
The mandarin (the godfather)
The British empire rises
The British empires redemption
2001 an imperial Odyssey
Gone with the gunboat
das it mane. das it :rofl:

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Bend It Like Bechuanaland

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Capital Punnage Sire !!

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in India long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Bombay chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Gita like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Raj raj Rajsputin
Lover of the Indian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Raj raj Rajsputin
India's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Indian land and he was hot as Phar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Raj raj Rajsputin
Lover of the Indian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Raj raj Rajsputin
India's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rajsputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Raj raj Rajsputin
Lover of the Indian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Raj raj Rajsputin
India's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Raj raj Rajsputin
Lover of the Indian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Raj raj Rajsputin
India's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Indians
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