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This is just sounding like a crap porn movie to me, house maid comes over the house owner attempt to have sex with maid. End.
They always have sex though in a porno :yep:
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(Original post by NW8_SW1_EC3)
Explain.
Simple.

1) You are intelligent
2) Your family has money
3) You are Indian

Instead of parlaying those attributes into getting (eastern European) chicks OUTSIDE of "work", you are scheming to hassle a chick who has little wiggle room as regards her life in the short-term.

Neither of us are Christians, but I'm gonna take it to church for a second:

(Original post by Matthew 25:29)
because to everyone who has something, more will be given, and he will have more than enough. But from the person who has nothing, even what he has will be taken away from him.
If I had the money your family has, and I could still spit game like I can, I wouldn't even LOOK at a chick that works in such close proximity.........even if she was Miss _________(Insert eastern European country here). For that price, I'll **** the runner-up and keep sweet with my folks!

Where she from though? I'll guarantee that if I went to her capital city, I could find 100 chicks finer than her in an hour, and at least 1 that would be down to get with me! (Please say Estonia, I'm going there next week :devil:)
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(Original post by mr-breaker)
Simple.

1) You are intelligent
2) Your family has money
3) You are Indian

Instead of parlaying those attributes into getting (eastern European) chicks OUTSIDE of "work", you are scheming to hassle a chick who has little wiggle room as regards her life in the short-term.

Neither of us are Christians, but I'm gonna take it to church for a second:



If I had the money your family has, and I could still spit game like I can, I wouldn't even LOOK at a chick that works in such close proximity.........even if she was Miss _________(Insert eastern European country here). For that price, I'll **** the runner-up and keep sweet with my folks!

Where she from though? I'll guarantee that if I went to her capital city, I could find 100 chicks finer than her in an hour, and at least 1 that would be down to get with me! (Please say Estonia, I'm going there next week :devil:)
I never thought of it like that, I just saw and liked.
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I wish I had a maid When I was in halls the nearest I got to it was slipping one of the cleaning ladies a few quid to pick my stuff off the floor and do a bit of washing. Because they normally just vacumned and washed the sink. I'm a bad man!

Go for it mate! just make sure you don't get her up the duff.
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(Original post by Ronaldo VII)
They always have sex though in a porno :yep:
I guess the OP story is having an unhappy ending.
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It's a bad idea, but it's also a good one.

I think you can maybe try to build a friendship first. I mean, she's only been in London a few months, maybe you can take her out clubbing. Drop in the conversation if she happens to like dancing and then mention that you know a few spots in London.

Then, she'll probably bring her friends. Hot Eastern European girl = lots of hot eastern European friends!
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yeah, take it slow at first, so you can be sure that she'll want it as much as you :cool:

sometimes the best thing to do is to do nothing
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Try it and be very forward. If she's like "wtf dude", tell her to re-read her job description, 'that's how we do it in England, love".
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you better tell us how it goes lol...for sheer comedy value
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well you dont wanna put her in a position where she feels uncomrtable and if she rejects you then feels uncomfotable because you old man might be facing all sorts of trouble!
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LOL reading all your comments is really entertaining me, I'll keep you posted.
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so has she called the police yet? lol
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(Original post by maze.e)
This is just sounding like a crap porn movie to me, house maid comes over the house owner attempt to have sex with maid. End.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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(Original post by NW8_SW1_EC3)
My dad hired a new house maid today, and damn, she is hot, I can't believe she's a cleaner. She's eastern European, and can't hold a proper conversation for very long (from what I gathered during our brief encounter.) She seems nice though, very friendly.

She said she has only been in London for a few months. Would it be inappropriate to ask her out somewhere? She's 22 and I'm 19, weird?

I welcome your comments
I'm envious of you, son. Be a man. Do what men do.
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I'm envious of you, son. Be a man. Do what men do.
Working on it, slowly
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(Original post by NW8_SW1_EC3)
Working on it, slowly
dude, i wish i was you right now. Go for it, work some magic on the girl. Whattya gotta lose, bro?

Nothing, tru. WHW is ALWAYS right.
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beat that junk!
then let us know how it went
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dude, i wish i was you right now. Go for it, work some magic on the girl. Whattya gotta lose, bro?

Nothing, tru. WHW is ALWAYS right.
If I'm rejected I'll have to deal with seeing her all the time which would be awkward, but is kind of made up by the fact she can't speak English that well.
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you do realise..just because she doesnt speak english that well, doesn't mean shes dumb lol. E. European women seem to be one of the most social i kno and def a) she has a bf at home and b) she already knows what your thinking!:rolleyes:

anyways one of my friends has just got an e.european cleaner, ahh so envious!
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(Original post by simeon125)
you do realise..just because she doesnt speak english that well, doesn't mean shes dumb lol. E. European women seem to be one of the most social i kno and def a) she has a bf at home and b) she already knows what your thinking!:rolleyes:

anyways one of my friends has just got an e.european cleaner, ahh so envious!
I don't think she is dumb, it's just when in an awkward situation with a person who can't speak my language that well, the tension is reduced, well IMO.
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