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Bee, I think I am near hallucination point

You haven't gone to bed?! Seriously, go to bed. Now. *mummy voice*

Bee, I think I am near hallucination point

I just want to talk to an oldie for ages and ages and ages. I love talking to the elderly, I swear. They are interesting people to be around. My uncle - who is very old - used to tell me stories about his childhood. I remember when I was little, my dad would get me and my sisters to sit around him and he would give us all sweets and then tell us stories. I swear he is why I am kind of addicted to telling stories. It's just zo zo zo fun. Anyways, I should go now.

You aren't dull and you aren't crap! I am sure the people in your life adore you. And morning 🌞 Have a lovely day!

I have a confession to make. No, not the one I promised I would make on page 1 of the thread. I am not sure about that one anymore. This one is a different one.

I seriously would be the happiest peasant ever if I was a peasant:
- I have no problem with eating dry bread (I would like the texture)
- I like doing chores around the house because a) like the physical activity and b) it gives me an opportunity to daydream *sigh*
- I like feeling poor
- I like feeling like I am worthl-
- I like helping others and doing things for others. Sometimes I get more excited to do things for others than for myself. I went over to my sister's the other day and her house was a mess and I sorted it out for her. *proud sniff*
- I am known in our family to be an excellent cleaner. My aunt says I have good hands. *another sniff*
- I give the best massages. Feet + head + shoulders. I got you covered. My cousins and family exploit my talent and make me give them for FREE. *muffled sniff*
- I don't even mind being ordered around as long as the person giving the orders isn't my younger sister. That brat would die if she DARED-
- I am going now to make coffee. Bye.

Might I ask what your obsession with biscoff spread is?

I got another alert today. @HumbleBee_x It was for an old lady in London. I will admit, my calls have so far been very 'unfortunate' in the sense that both times I couldn't quite understand the people I was talking to. She seemed very old and when she spoke, she couldn't quite form the words fully. We talked for perhaps 2 minutes and then she said "thank you for calling" lmaoooo I wonder how these alerts are sent to volunteers. Doesn't seem like the people actively ask to be called. Lmao

You are just so-

Amazing? Spectacular? Funny? Incredible? All of the above?

All of the above.

You weren't expecting that, were you? Take your time with the next response.

Oh dear I'm sorry about that, wish you could talk to the guy I spoke to he was so bubbly ☺. I'm still waiting for alerts . I feel like we'd get less now because lockdown will start to ease a bit so less isolation.

Bee, how would you know what those words mean?

I have really bad cramps and it's hot and I am feeling sentimental. Not today, please. *rolls eyes and huffs*