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What song do you get if you push the Dalai into the bell?

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What do you get if you push the Dalai into the bell?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time to make someone smile
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time to make someone smile
Devon Weston!
Do they call you "cream tea man"?
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Devon Weston!
Do they call you "cream tea man"?
Very droll.
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Very droll.
Anyway have you worked out the answer to my joke yet?
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and American Literature?

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Tequila Mockingbird :awesome:
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and American Literature?

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Very good Midge, now mine?
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Can I say a vegan joke? I promise it won't be cheesy.
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What song do you get if you push the Dalai into the bell?

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Ok I guess you are all too young the answer is

https://youtu.be/0HhA0Cghr4k
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The 3 unwritten rules of life:

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l told a girl l was wearing two watches she said to me why are you wearing two watches l said to her as l have lots of time on my hands only for you lol
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What does Adidas stand for ? A DUREX IS DISPOSABLE AFTER SEX break down the word Adidas
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Why did the bannana go to the doctor

Because he wasn’t PEELING very well
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Why did the doctor go to the doctor

Because he wasn’t PEELING very well
You will have to explain that
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You will have to explain that

Peeling, instead of FEELING.

It’s a joke my dad always used to tell me as a kid 😅
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Peeling, instead of FEELING.

It’s a joke my dad always used to tell me as a kid 😅
is your dad an accountant?
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Peeling, instead of FEELING.

It’s a joke my dad always used to tell me as a kid 😅
you said why did the doctor go to the doctor?
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Well joke is not a nut or an egg to crack!
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