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Really Bad Jokes!
What are the worst jokes you have ever heard?
Mine are;
Q. Why did the shark eat the man?
A. It was hungry.
Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. It was dead.
Oh dear...
Mine are;
Q. Why did the shark eat the man?
A. It was hungry.
Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. It was dead.
Oh dear...
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What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"nobody"
...ok then
"who's there?"
"nobody"
...ok then
Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a red head, were all astrophysicists.
The brunette said, 'I'm going to build a rocket and fly to the moon!'
'Well,' said the red head, 'I'M going to build a rocket and fly to Mars!'
Then the blonde said, 'I'm going to build a rocket and fly to the SUN!'
The others asked, 'But won't it be very hot there?'
'Don't worry,' the blonde replied, 'I'll go at night time!'
The brunette said, 'I'm going to build a rocket and fly to the moon!'
'Well,' said the red head, 'I'M going to build a rocket and fly to Mars!'
Then the blonde said, 'I'm going to build a rocket and fly to the SUN!'
The others asked, 'But won't it be very hot there?'
'Don't worry,' the blonde replied, 'I'll go at night time!'
What's a man with a seagull on his head?
A man with a seagull on his head.
A man with a seagull on his head.
SylverStrike
Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a red head, were all astrophysicists.
You could have ended it there.
Women don't do physics!
soulofanewmachine
An man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
Hey, can I tell you something funny? Women's rights....
Punk Phloyd
You could have ended it there.
Women don't do physics!
Women don't do physics!
GASP! Sexist.
Shady05
Abit of a riddle...use shud get it quick!
I have a magic window and only certain thinkgs are allowed through it.
Example: I could take some eggs...a crate of beer...
Any ideas what else could go through?
I have a magic window and only certain thinkgs are allowed through it.
Example: I could take some eggs...a crate of beer...
Any ideas what else could go through?
Oh oh oh I think I know this. Can I take some toffee?
randomgirl
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Linford Christie.
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