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What are the worst jokes you have ever heard?

Mine are;

Q. Why did the shark eat the man?
A. It was hungry.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. It was dead.

Oh dear... :p:
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it felt like it.
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i HAATE "your mum..." jokes
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An man walks into a bar.

He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"nobody"

...ok then
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Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a red head, were all astrophysicists.

The brunette said, 'I'm going to build a rocket and fly to the moon!'

'Well,' said the red head, 'I'M going to build a rocket and fly to Mars!'

Then the blonde said, 'I'm going to build a rocket and fly to the SUN!'

The others asked, 'But won't it be very hot there?'

'Don't worry,' the blonde replied, 'I'll go at night time!'
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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A teacher makes you spit out your gum, but a train tells you to CHOO CHOO CHOO!
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I love these jokes. I often find them funnier than actual funny ones. For example:

What is the difference between peanut butter and an elephant?
An elephant doesn't stick to the root of your mouth.

Has me in absolute stitches. I don't know why :/
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What's a man with a seagull on his head?

A man with a seagull on his head.
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(Original post by SylverStrike)
Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a red head, were all astrophysicists.
You could have ended it there.

Women don't do physics!
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(Original post by soulofanewmachine)
An man walks into a bar.

He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
:rofl:
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Worst jokes ever, yet somewhat entertaining

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Hey, can I tell you something funny? Women's rights....
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Velcro - what a rip-off.

Black beauty, he's a dark horse
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man walks into a bar........says ouch

sigh bad jokes are me everyday i love the cheesy puns!
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What do you call a Priest on a motorbike?
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Rev.


Why was the Egyptian boy confused?
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Because his daddy was a mummy.
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How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Poke him on.
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(Original post by Punk Phloyd)
You could have ended it there.

Women don't do physics!
GASP! Sexist.

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(Original post by Shady05)
Abit of a riddle...use shud get it quick!


I have a magic window and only certain thinkgs are allowed through it.

Example: I could take some eggs...a crate of beer...

Any ideas what else could go through?
Oh oh oh I think I know this. Can I take some toffee?

(Original post by randomgirl)
What is brown and sticky?

A stick.
What's brown and runny?

Linford Christie.
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