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    (Original post by chantilly)
    I love these jokes. I often find them funnier than actual funny ones. For example:

    What is the difference between peanut butter and an elephant?
    An elephant doesn't stick to the root of your mouth.

    Has me in absolute stitches. I don't know why :/
    i know what you mean lol

    when i heard the joke

    'what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

    Robin, get in the car!!'

    i couldn't stop laughing for ages :/
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    What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?




    Being raped

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    (Original post by soulofanewmachine)
    An man walks into a bar.

    He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
    LOL. Rep for you.
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    (Original post by Speedbird2008)
    :rofl:
    http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/jokes.html

    Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.
    Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.
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    "Doctor, doctor, I've hurt my arm in several places."

    "Well don't go there anymore."


    "Doctor, doctor when I bend my arm like this it hurts."

    "Well stop it then, don't bend it!"
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    (Original post by emilina)
    i know what you mean lol

    when i heard the joke

    'what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

    Robin, get in the car!!'

    i couldn't stop laughing for ages :/
    I only steep to this in moments of utter hilarity..

    LMFAOOO!

    Shame I can't give out double rep.
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    http://www.gregology.net/Jokes/elephant_jokes.php

    This whole site.

    Particularly:

    Two elephants fell off a cliff. Boom Boom.

    Actually, to be honest, that's one of the better ones... Don't ask how I came across the site...
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    What do you call a gay dinosaur?


    Megasore-arse.
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    How do you make an omlette?

    Use eggs.

    lol sorry i thought i would have a go at making a rubbish joke.
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    Bloke A: was walking home last night and found a hot girl lying near the train tracks. Anyway one thing led to another and i shagged her.

    Bloke B: Awesome! Did you get a Blowjob?

    Bloke A: Nah, couldn't find the head!
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    What do you call french sandals?

    Fellipe Fillops







    :unsure:
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    Gary glitter was involved in a drug raid last night.

    They found class a drugs in the kitchen

    they found class b drugs in the bathroom

    In his bedroom they found class 5C, all of them
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    (Original post by Punk Phloyd)
    You could have ended it there.

    Women don't do physics!
    Y do guys hate gals doing physics ! My friend keeps saying 2 me girls can't do physics!

    And I'm doin it ! :yep:
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    yes u can take toffee!!!!
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    "Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains"
    "Well for Gods sake pull yourself together"
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    did you hear wacko jacko is in jail.

    he's got a 12 year old crack addiction
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    I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
    couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks
    are too high."
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    (Original post by emilina)
    I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
    couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks
    are too high."
    Tim Vine ftw :five:
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    (Original post by Cold_sky)
    "Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains"
    "Well for Gods sake pull yourself together"
    "Doctor Doctor i have a mince pie in my ear"
    "don't worry, i'll get you some cream for that"

    :proud: mine is better
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    Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

    (There's no punchline, that's the entire joke.)
 
 
 
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