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    (Original post by jjbristol)
    did you hear wacko jacko is in jail.

    he's got a 12 year old crack addiction
    :afraid:

    thats terrible lol
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    (Original post by Speedbird2008)
    A. It was hungry.

    Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    A. It was dead.

    Oh dear... :p:
    You say worst, I say best...

    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
    It was stapled to the first monkey.

    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
    Peer pressure.

    Did you hear about the magic tractor?
    It went down the road and turned into a field.

    So this dyslexic walks into a bra...

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Because your mum's a ****.
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    Why did the lobster blush?
    Because the seaweed.

    Awful, but I still giggle at that joke
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    posted this earlier in another thread, but:
    Two eskimos sat in a canoe. One lit a fire in it, and it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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    A man walks into a drum kit.

    Buh dum dum chsssssch
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    (Original post by Punk Phloyd)
    You could have ended it there.

    Women don't do physics!
    Someone needs to go back and watch Top Gun again.
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    (Original post by tommm)
    Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

    (There's no punchline, that's the entire joke.)
    thanks for the rep
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    An ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
    with hundreds and thousands and a flake. Police say that he topped himself.
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    Where do you weigh whales? At a whale weigh station!

    Oh my days.
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    What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?

    Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.
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    (Original post by tommm)
    Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

    (There's no punchline, that's the entire joke.)
    I thought it was to get to the same side?
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    What does DNA stand for?
    National Dyslexic Association.

    Why was there lipstick on the blonde's steering wheel?
    She was tryig to blow the horn.

    :o:
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    (Original post by Gemma_08)
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because it felt like it.
    I thought the answer to that was: 'To get to the other side.'

    I find a lot of unfunny/cheesy jokes funnier than normal jokes.

    Why did the Chicken cross the road?
    To go to KFC.
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    John was a salesman's delight
    > when it came to any kind of unusual
    > gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to
    > get him to change.
    > One day John came home with another one of his unusual
    > purchases. It was a
    > robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
    >
    > It was about 5:30 that afternoon
    > when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
    > returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
    >
    > 'Where have you been? Why
    > are you over 2 hours late getting home?'
    > asked John.
    >
    > 'Several of us went to the
    > library to work on an extra credit
    > project,' said Tommy.
    >
    > The robot then walked around the
    > table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
    > completely out of his chair.
    >
    > 'Son,' said John, 'this robot is
    > a lie detector, now tell us where you
    > really were after school.'
    >
    > 'We went to Bobby's house and
    > watched a movie.' said Tommy.
    >
    > 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.
    >
    > 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.
    >
    > The robot went around to Tommy
    > and once again slapped him, knocking
    > him off his chair once more.
    >
    > With his lip quivering, Tommy got
    > up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I
    > lied. We really watched a tape called sex Queen.'
    >
    > 'I am ashamed of you son,' said
    > John. 'When I was your age, I never
    > lied to my parents.'
    >
    > The robot then walked around to
    > John and delivered a whack that nearly
    > knocked him out of his chair.
    >
    > Marsha doubled over in laughter,
    > almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did
    > you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with
    > Tommy. After all, he
    > is your son!'
    >
    > With that the robot immediately
    > walked around to Marsha and slapped
    > her right off her chair.

    wrong thread?
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    (Original post by michaelnicholson88)
    Someone needs to go back and watch Top Gun again.
    Again? I've not seen it to begin with.
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    I have no problem buying tampons - I am a fairly modern man.

    But apparently they are not a proper "present."

    Happy Birthday Mum.

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    (Original post by Speedbird2008)
    What does DNA stand for?
    National Dyslexic Association.
    It doesn't count, that's a fantastic joke.
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    Seems that whenever there's an environmental crisis; floods, earthquakes, mild winters, food scares; salmonella in eggs, milk scare, Foot & Mouth Disease, Blue Tongue and Mad Cow Disease we blame Al Qaeda. Scientists have now discovered a new strain of the Mad Cow virus found in lambs; the culprit is Osama ~ His lamb did it.
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    Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel prize?
    He was out standing in his field.

    A man walked into a bar. He suffered a mild concussion and a slight dislocation of right shoulder.

    Two peanuts walked into a bar. One of them was assaulted.

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 8 9. (More a verbal joke)
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    (Original post by Sziphix)
    I thought the answer to that was: 'To get to the other side.'
    Yeah, Lol.
    That's the point.
    I could have said 'To get to the other side', but that would be expected. The chicken felt like crossing the road.

    It's a real bland answer to give.

    That's just what I thought anyway.
 
 
 
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