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    Knock knock
    whos there?
    me, i kill you

    achmad the terrorist, what a ledge
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    A seal walks into a club...
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    (Original post by urbandervish)
    This is my lot....


    Why is a tart like a tub of margarine ...
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    they both spread easily.


    What's the difference between a woman from Wigan and a walrus?

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    One's got a moustache and smells of fish and the other lives in the sea.


    Anyone here from Wigan :ninjagirl:


    What's the difference between a G~spot and a golf ball?
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    A man will actually search for a golf ball.



    What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
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    E.T. phones home.



    What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
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    Her navel.



    What's the difference between a woman with PMT and a pitbull terrier?
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    Lipstick.


    What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
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    One is hairy, smelly, and is always scratching its arse and the other's a chimpanzee.



    Last one...

    What's the difference between PMT and BSE?
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    One's a mad cow's disease and the other's an agricultural problem.






    Lol.
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    (Original post by boffin_89)
    i HAATE "your mum..." jokes
    Argh i know, they are so annoying!
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    Two peanuts walk into a bar.
    One was a-salted.
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    "Why did Mr.Raisin leave Mrs.Raisin?
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    because he was tired of raisin kids."
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    A sandwich walks into a bar.
    The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
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    Does this mean "bad" jokes as in tasteless? Ok, good.


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    Paul McCartney was talking to Ringo...

    Ringo: So will you decide to get down on one knee again, Paul?

    Paul: I'd prefer you to call her Heather!

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    A young boy and Gary Glitter are out at night, walking towards the
    forest
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    The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"

    Gary says, "You're scared! I've got to walk back out of here on my
    own!"

    (EDIT to avoid libel: Allegedly :yy: )
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    Sorry, I really am. :ninja:
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    (Original post by lumnotglum)
    How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

    To get to the other side.
    And just like that, I have a new favourite joke! :rofl:
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    Whats yellow and the size of an elephant?





































    A yellow elephant.
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    Whats yellow and the size of an elephant?

    A yellow elephant.
    :rofl:

    These are all so funny lol!
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    why did the hegdehog eat the slug?

    because it was hungry
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    Q: Why did the hegdehog eat the slug?

    A: Because it was hungry
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    i cheese
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    why did harry eat the cheese

    because he was hungrey
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    why did the hedgehog eat the slug

    because harry said he would rape him if he didnt
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    why did they eat the computer

    because harry said so
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    why did rob bang his door

    because it was sexy
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    why did the mouse die

    because it had a **** stuck in its mouth
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    A skull and a battery walk into a bar, and the barman refuses to serve them. They ask 'why?' and the barman replies 'Because you're out of your head, and you look like you're about to start something'.
 
 
 
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