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    I'm a guy, I want the choc
    13
    9.29%
    I'm a guy, I want sex
    56
    40.00%
    I'm a lady, I want choc
    29
    20.71%
    I'm a lady, I want sex
    42
    30.00%

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    (Original post by sleekchic)
    Lol

    nothing goes better than chocolate and sex


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    we are going now?! ive not booked the room yet!
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    (Original post by philip67)
    we are going now?! ive not booked the room yet!
    there's always tomorrow night
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    (Original post by sleekchic)
    there's always tomorrow night
    true, just so long to wait! Ill just munch on some chocolate in the mean time!
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    There is no neither option . . . :ninjagirl: . . .
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    Let's look at it in a reasonable sort of way:

    Sex is a pretty unique sort of thing; the closest approximation that's available without sex isn't comparable to the real thing in terms of how good it is. Chocolate, on the other hand, is just one of many sorts of delicious food. Without chocolate, there are still all sorts of equally delicious sweets and dessert foods, and that's without even considering all the great savoury foods like pizza and curry.

    So the smart money says go for sex.

    EDIT: In defence of chocolate, chocolate can't give you herpes.
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    I'm not really a fan of sugary things, so easy choice.
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    Rooting, but I don't rate chocolate much anyway, so that was the wrong question to ask me

    Now had you said freshly baked scones, with fresh cream and strawberry jam, well...

    That would be a different story altogether :p:
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    *has to be the full-fat, non-sugary cream to really drive the taste home!

    And... preferably after either tasty Vietnamese cuisine or a yummy gourmet Greek-style pizza, with feta cheese and olives. Can't go wrong.
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    Chocolate x] The word 'realistic' made it a pretty easy decision xD

    The chocolate of choice would have to be either Marabou or IKEA chocolate x] Maybe Cadbury's Dairy Milk. I actually prefer plain chocolate to chocolatey deserts for the most part, chocolate ice cream is actually pretty rank D; IKEA chocolate is actually amazing though =o <3
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    (Original post by danni_bella)
    Rooting, but I don't rate chocolate much anyway, so that was the wrong question to ask me

    Now had you said freshly baked scones, with fresh cream and strawberry jam, well...

    That would be a different story altogether :p:
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    (Original post by PaperChain)
    Chocolate x] The word 'realistic' made it a pretty easy decision xD

    The chocolate of choice would have to be either Marabou or IKEA chocolate x] Maybe Cadbury's Dairy Milk. I actually prefer plain chocolate to chocolatey deserts for the most part, chocolate ice cream is actually pretty rank D; IKEA chocolate is actually amazing though =o <3
    haha I thought IkEA was just a furniture store. I guess you learn something new everyday...
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    Straight Sex < Chocolate < Gay Sex
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    (Original post by FlushTheSystem)
    haha I thought IkEA was just a furniture store. I guess you learn something new everyday...
    xD Yeah, don't know if all the stores have it but the one we go to has a little food shop at the end x] They sell moose shaped pasta too xD
 
 
 
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