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What's the worst thing you've done when drunk?

I fell and cut my elbow and it was pouring blood. I now have a big scar.

Reply 1

lidskoo

1

Apparently i was rolling around with my nipples out. :/ I don't remember this so i guess i have to take peoples word for it.

Reply 2

wellerism

14

To myself or others?

This is gonna be a long list lol

To myself
Broken Collarbone - Running around while drunk and fell in to a gutter!
Sick all over myself multiple times
Playing five finger Fillet, ouch nice scars
Drinking bleach as a dare, (only a shot)
Drinking other stuff as a dare, including gutter water
Pissing all over myself to spite a friend :s-smilie:

i dunno either
Breaking my personal belongings :frown:

Trying to kick a road cone and ****ing up my leg
Smoking
Certain drugs
Self harm with sharp things
Getting and sleeping with a 30year old
Stripping naked
Getting in to fights

To Others
Covering my asleep friend in coffee powder :smile:

Spitting on my asleep friend cause he pissed me off
Starting on my friend cause his jewish
Starting on my ex's new boyfriend
Starting on random people cause im a ****
Spiking someones drink with vodka :biggrin:

Daring someone to drink someone elses sick and then watching them down half a pint of it
Punching my mates dog in the face
Closing french doors on my mates head
Locking someone out at 3am in december

Thats about it really, well all i can remember but im sure theres more

Reply 3

qubog

12

stole a traffic cone in portugal even though the traffic man was there and then two gangster type men chased me up the road with it so i had to throw it back at them and leg it.

also let my friend push me down the high street in my home town in a trolley, then the police came and asked where we got it and i ran away, leaving my friend trying desperately to park the trolley so it didnt roll down the hill into the police car.

Reply 4

FyreFight

14

Stumbled, landed in a kneeling position with my knee flattening the ball of a guy who was lying on the floor.

Reply 5

benbread

Pulled a old bike with no tyres out of a skip and rode it around a car park, that was fun :biggrin:

Was sick into a colander.

Played Centurion with additional "Newcastle Brown Ale chug round" on an empty stomach - spent 2 hours being sick out of a window with future girlfriend close-by, strangely not put off...

And so many many more, no regrets

Reply 6

kayzy

13

the worst thing :s-smilie:

to myself...probably when i tried jumping from a wall onto the top of a phone box and missed luckily i only came away with cuts and bruises

to others :no:

too much and too embarrassing, the one i got in most trouble for friendwise well lets just say it involved a party, a friends ex-boyfriend and mobile phone.... i don't even remember how i got home that night and i lived over an hours drive away :o:

Reply 7

837491

16

wellerism

To myself or others?

This is gonna be a long list lol

To myself
Broken Collarbone - Running around while drunk and fell in to a gutter!
Sick all over myself multiple times
Playing five finger Fillet, ouch nice scars
Drinking bleach as a dare, (only a shot)
Drinking other stuff as a dare, including gutter water
Pissing all over myself to spite a friend :s-smilie:

i dunno either
Breaking my personal belongings :frown:

Trying to kick a road cone and ****ing up my leg
Smoking
Certain drugs
Self harm with sharp things
Getting and sleeping with a 30year old
Stripping naked
Getting in to fights

To Others
Covering my asleep friend in coffee powder :smile:

Spitting on my asleep friend cause he pissed me off
Starting on my friend cause his jewish
Starting on my ex's new boyfriend
Starting on random people cause im a ****
Spiking someones drink with vodka :biggrin:

Daring someone to drink someone elses sick and then watching them down half a pint of it
Punching my mates dog in the face
Closing french doors on my mates head
Locking someone out at 3am in december

Thats about it really, well all i can remember but im sure theres more

Reply 8

lolimemma

15

Well this weekend at leeds fest i fell asleep on one of the bars in the arena. Woke up an hour later freezing cold. Not good :frown:

Done plenty of terrible stuff in the past though. Too many things to list really :s-smilie:

Reply 9

Youngs

I booked, and got on, the next flight to Dublin from Heathrow. I only went out for a few drinks after work, it turned into a rather expensive evening(and weekend).

Reply 10

wellerism

14

Woke up on a sunbed :frown:

Gran canaria 1pm sun hurts ! :frown:

Reply 11

wellerism

14

Youngs

I booked, and got on, the next flight to Dublin from Heathrow. I only went out for a few drinks after work, it turned into a rather expensive evening(and weekend).

Sounds amazing

May i ask how much?

Reply 12

Franc Vouloir

11

wellerism

Punching my mates dog in the face

Hardcore.

Reply 13

wellerism

14

Franc Vouloir

Hardcore.

It wouldnt stop barking or moaning and it was like 5am , i was tired, drunk and had to be at work at 10!

It soon shut up though, dog + barking + left hook = silence

Reply 14

Youngs

wellerism

Sounds amazing

May i ask how much?

I was too scared to look at my bank statement but reckon at least £600. I was amazed I was even let on the flight, it was at half five in the morning and I had been drinking since 7 the last night. I was sat right by the departure gate(in the mini-Wetherspoons) and still managed to get a 'last call'!

It wasn't actually as good as it sounds, when I sobered up(ish) the day after it was like that feeling when you wake up round someone else's house after a heavy session and you have to get a cab or tube home, but times about 100.

Reply 15

wellerism

14

Youngs

I was too scared to look at my bank statement but reckon at least £600. I was amazed I was even let on the flight, it was at half five in the morning and I had been drinking since 7 the last night. I was sat right by the departure gate(in the mini-Wetherspoons) and still managed to get a 'last call'!

It wasn't actually as good as it sounds, when I sobered up(ish) the day after it was like that feeling when you wake up round someone else's house after a heavy session and you have to get a cab or tube home, but times about 100.

Lol nice , it sounds funny like the stories you hear about

I know someone who was loaded in the back of a lorry while drunk and woke up with no phone or wallet on his way to scotland !! :biggrin:

i laughed so much when they told me this

Ive had a similar thing but it involved going out in southend and waking up in london in someones house i didnt know

I woke up looked around and thought WHERE THE F%&* AM I! I just put on my coat and shoes and ran to Euston (spelling) station