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    (Original post by The Sherminator)
    You sure about that?
    Sure about what? That I'm not Fred Flintstone? Yeah, quite sure....
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    "I'm lost... Can you direct me the way to your heart?"
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    The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. :woo:
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    (Original post by catbee)
    Sure about what? That I'm not Fred Flintstone? Yeah, quite sure....
    Damn. I tried to enact that chat line and you destroyed it.

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    (Original post by Sick Puppy)
    The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. :woo:
    :rofl:
    I like that one best!
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    (Original post by The Sherminator)
    Damn. I tried to enact that chat line and you destroyed it.

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    Haha!

    Nice try though! :yep:
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    (Original post by catbee)
    Haha!

    Nice try though! :yep:
    *thinks of a good cheesy line to put in, runs out of ideas*

    Thanks
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    (Original post by Sick Puppy)
    The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. :woo:
    :rofl:
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    Not cheesy as much as blunt: "Wanna **** gorgeous?"
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    whilst wandering around reading festival friday night i got
    "have you been eating frosties...because you look grrrrreat" funnily enough i had been eating frosties, so it sort of ruined it
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    I've noticed the Wanna Be Ur Lovr lines creeping in already...

    "I hope I'm not being forward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt?"
    "Did anyone ever tell you, you've got Yugoslavian hands?"
    "You're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear..." (The greatest line ever apart from "And SQUEEEEEEZE!")

    Also, one close to my heart as a wargamer:
    "Let's play army. I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me." - Austin Powers, I believe.

    (Original post by catbee)
    I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock...:woo:
    ****ing EPIC.
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    "The European beaver is an endangered large aquatic rodent which was hunted almost to extinction in Europe, both for fur and for castoreum, a secretion of its scent gland believed to have medicinal properties."
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    (Original post by Dr. Unk)
    "The European beaver is an endangered large aquatic rodent which was hunted almost to extinction in Europe, both for fur and for castoreum, a secretion of its scent gland believed to have medicinal properties."
    Let's shag?
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    (Original post by TomQMU)
    Let's shag?
    Works every time.
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    The American Pie classic.

    "Suck me, beautiful!"
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    "Your dress would look great on my bedroom floor."
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    http://www.jokefile.co.uk/numerical_order/1167.html
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    Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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    Wanna play house? You be the front door and I'll bang you all night long.

    LOL!!! I found that one so funny...!
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    I'm gonna break your legs. :indiff:
 
 
 
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