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When I was about 4 I wrote something on the wall with crayons. My dad later confronted me and I denied the whole thing. My dad insisted it must have been me as my 1 year old brother, Matthew, can't write yet, to which I replied innocently "It was Matthew when he was older"...:o: I think I got away with it.

More recently my friend piped up out of nowhere "does raw toast make you ill"?
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(Original post by malleablegrace)
I've said MANY a stupid thing. It's my defining trait :p:
My favourite one/ one that immediately came to mind was when I was 3 and my mum was looking through The Sun newspaper. She got to page 3 and I saw the topless woman. I said "Mummy, why's she got her boobies out?" to which my mum repied "because some men like to look at that sort of thing."
My response, thinking I was paying my mum a compliment, was
"oh mummy - they're not as long as yours." :no:
:rofl: this made me lol
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I have said she looks a lot like me once at my own reflection
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what?
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(Original post by zobster)
a teacher said " when you're pregnant you only use about 10% of your brain"

Not me, but a friend replied "10 % that's like half" (he does further maths)
Maybe he was trying to say that women only use 20% of their brains? As a joke.


(Original post by "Lisaanne)
When I was about 5 on the bus with my mum, we were sitting in front of a rather large and rather smelly lady (the buses are lovely round here). I turned to my mother and asked, rather loudly, 'does that lady smell because she's too big to fit in her bathtub?'
We got off the bus at the next stop and walked home.... !
hahaha, that has to be the funniest i've read.


I've asked many stupid questions, none that really stand out at the moment though.
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Mine are more drunken statements, have been racking my brains for others though.

"When you're un-drunk you know you're drunk"

"The burners are burging" when doing a bbq.

One that did crack me up was i was just dozing off in my tent in newquay and i said "im falling off" :rolleyes:

damn must think of some more, because i know there are!
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(Original post by Cazzi)
:rofl: this made me lol
Can't say it had the same effect on my mum even when she re-tells the story now she has a look of utter despair on her face
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When I was on holiday a waitress said to me, "It's cold" after handing me a bowl of ice-cream!
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"alright mate, i'll have a large doner kebab please. no salad"
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I went to a stationary shop and asked for a Self Addressed Envelope. Whenever I go into that shop in Leamington the woman always reminds me about it!
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On a comment on one of my youtube videos:

'Two words: therapy' XD
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Two that spring to mind immediately:

"Don't be stupid"- to my headmaster
"Fat *****"- to my then girlfriend

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"Is Nottingham in the same hemisphere as Yorkshire?"

"Isn't the sun actually black?"

"Walruses are mythical"
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on the bus one day my friend randomly asked 'you know in movies when men have to have beards or a moustache, how do they got them'
my reply was 'normally they grow them'
her reply 'oh i thought they stuck the inividual pieces of hair on'
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I was asking various bands playing in the Christmas concert at school what lighting they wanted (tbf they got whatever the lighting technician wanted to give them, but we liked to let them think they had a say in the matter). While talking to one sixth form band:

Singer: "Just red at first, then when we start jumping around can you make it flash and stuff? You know, yellow, green, orange, blue, white, black..."
Me: "You want black light?"
Singer: "Yes, all mixed in together ok?"

I was informed that said singer had got A*A* in double science award at GCSE. We were slightly confused about how we were to give him black light though!
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In primary school I asked what The Simpsons second name was.
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One idiot service dude at Eat, once, asked my friend and I why we wanted to buy an Iced Mocha - "It's just cold coffee" he assured us blandly.

What an idiot :p:.
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[QUOTE=Ryanhickman90]

"I can speak Dutch" - me butting into a conversation between two language teachers at my school..."Really!? And where did you learn that? Have you lived in Holland?" - by this point I was slightly confused "No...I learn it here?" (pause) "No Ryan, that's Deutsch"... *Hangs head in shame"...QUOTE]
I'm still laughing at this one LOL:toofunny:
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My friend...

Whats an Eithiopian? Is it half man half beast?

Also, during a class reading of Romeo and Juliet the teacher mentioned that next lesson we would come to the balcony scene. To which she aks, "Is this the bit where Juliet lets down her hair for Romeo to climb up?"

Oh my.
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My tutor group in year 11 were talking about teenage pressures, people gave examples like peer pressure, their workloads and the like. One girl who was known for her lack of intellect manages to come out with "uh.... air pressure??"
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