If school was a video gameWatch
Get a team.
Make it out alive.
Lose a life when you call a teacher mum
Come equipped with wet paper towels in case you get a brain haemorrhage
Eco gardening club kids are extremists
Year 7’s may form link arm barriers in the corridor - use boosts to break through
Get a buzz cut at your own risk
Beware kids that run with their arms trailing behind them. They are dangerous
It is a game do whatever you want got to get all achievements.
pick your difficulty
- yrs 7-9 beginner
- yrs 10-11 normal
-yrs 12-13 advanced
yrs 7-9 tips
-These yrs are practically useless in the grand scheme of things
-The school doesn't really care about you but they'll make it seem like they do
- side quest: pick as many after school activities you can so it looks like you have friends
-hiddenquest; SCAM: attend all the school trips so your parents are broke
yrs 10-11 tips
-This is where u pick up the pace
-ReViSe, harness your powers and abilities to obliterate the scary big monster called GCSE
-side quest: attend ncs/dukefedinburge
-hidden quest; most of your premade friends will leave you so think wisely if you want to enter advanced
picks yrs 12-13
"i see u have chosen dead"
-only way to survive is to hope for a world wide pandemic