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If school was a video game: what would the loading screen tips be?
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If school was a video game: what would the loading screen tips be?
"Listen and learn" should be one of them.
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If school was a video game: what would the loading screen tips be?
rules are meant to be broken
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Collect books.
Get a team.
Make it out alive.
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dont give your teacher the middle finger
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Don’t sit on the toilet seat

Lose a life when you call a teacher mum

Come equipped with wet paper towels in case you get a brain haemorrhage

Eco gardening club kids are extremists

Year 7’s may form link arm barriers in the corridor - use boosts to break through

Get a buzz cut at your own risk

Beware kids that run with their arms trailing behind them. They are dangerous
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Destroy all classmates
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Good luck. (You're going to need it)
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may the odds be ever in your favour
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Actually school IS a videogame:

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come with anxiety pills and may you not lose your mind
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Remember to give the new kid a swirly. If you're the new kid then good luck.
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"Take out your anger once you've been bullied and outcasted you will have gained enough confidence to acquire a weapon of your choice you may then equip this by pressing Q whenever you have the weapon in your inventory."

It is a game do whatever you want got to get all achievements.
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------------loading screen-------------
pick your difficulty
- yrs 7-9 beginner
- yrs 10-11 normal
-yrs 12-13 advanced

yrs 7-9 tips
-These yrs are practically useless in the grand scheme of things
-The school doesn't really care about you but they'll make it seem like they do
- side quest: pick as many after school activities you can so it looks like you have friends
-hiddenquest; SCAM: attend all the school trips so your parents are broke

yrs 10-11 tips
-This is where u pick up the pace
-ReViSe, harness your powers and abilities to obliterate the scary big monster called GCSE
-side quest: attend ncs/dukefedinburge
-hidden quest; most of your premade friends will leave you so think wisely if you want to enter advanced


picks yrs 12-13
"i see u have chosen dead"
-only way to survive is to hope for a world wide pandemic
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If school was a video game: what would the loading screen tips be?
"When the school ends, you need to go home."
“Remember to be nice to the weird ones”
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"avoid the epidemic of unusually small, young mortals that run with 4 backpacks at a time, by the name of year 7's"
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Don't get caught.
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“Time to get f*cked”
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"From here forwards your life is hell, so may as well enjoy it "
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Don't forget your lunch box
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