I was coming home with a friend on the train today from Canterbury. Basically it gets rougher the further you get to London.
At sittingbourne right (major dump), this family come on the train, and sit basically on us.
They smelt of piss. Like, 5 kids and a dad. He was smoking, and his kids immediatley come over to us, probably begging for adoption. This little boy, about 6 or 7. Sits on the seat next to me and goes like. "Give me your wallet you ****". Well, the wordfilter probably got that, but it was the C word. I was kinda shocked rly. I just looked at him like. "No mate".
Godamn when did kids get like this. All four of them shouting and screaming and swearing. Their dad didn't even do anything. It was pretty funny really. Probably be seeing them on the news soon.
why didnt you take his wallet?
You should've taken his action man watch.
**** man, dont watch i got your back yo.
And I thought the 5 year old hitting the top of my headrest for 2 hours on the way to a job interview while her brother played music on his phone (in the quiet carriage) was bad...
We need Samuel L. Jackson.
"Will someone get these mother******* kids off the mother******* train?!"
Hey london isnt that bad, you were just unlucky,
but yeah, little pricks.
lol last week when i was on the train from canterbury to london this chav familly came on, the carriage was really packed up, and the gran, who looked about 50, started having this massive argument over the phone over the price of a cab, must have lasted 5-10 minutes, in the end they put the phone down on her, which only triggered her to start swearing across the carriage to her daugther, was funny as
My sister was once on a train and some bloke was on the phone to his girlfriend, and they were having a very explicit 'conversation' and everyone in the carriage could hear. Apparently it got pretty ****ing dirty, and then suddenly he semi-whispered "darling, I can't say that, I'm on a train!". She never did find out what 'that' was.