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What do you call a doctor that specialises in mens necks?
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a guy neck ologist
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My life

Ba dum tiss
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I will show you instead :yep:


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What do you get with a bag and a dad?

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Sorry, I came up with that joke when I was 7 and I thought I was a genius :getmecoat:


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(Original post by Mesopotamian.)
What do you get with a bag and a dad?

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Baghdad
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Sorry, I came up with that joke when I was 7 and I thought I was a genius :getmecoat:


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Here are some silly ones:

The US secret service no longer yell “Get down!” if the President is about to be attacked,

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they now have to shout, “Donald, duck!”

To that thief that took my anti-depressant pills,


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I hope you're happy now!


My friend's career is in ruins,


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he’s an archaeologist.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?
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to get to the other bride.


Hedgehogs; Why can't they just share the hedge?
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What do dentists call x-rays?
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YOU!!
(jk it's me trynna get reps *sobs in failure*)
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(Original post by lazerbeem)
My life

Ba dum tiss
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you stole mine :unimpressed:
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(Original post by Synergy_)
Here are some silly ones:

The US secret service no longer yell “Get down!” if the President is about to be attacked,

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they now have to shout, “Donald, duck!”

To that thief that took my anti-depressant pills,


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I hope you're happy now!


My friend's career is in ruins,


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he’s an archaeologist.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?
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to get to the other bride.


Hedgehogs; Why can't they just share the hedge?
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What do dentists call x-rays?
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except the last 2...the rest were hilarious... especially the first one.
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you stole mine :unimpressed:
I'll share the glory with you 😁
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I'll share the glory with you 😁
ok
my best joke:
my life
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(Original post by Synergy_)
Here are some silly ones:

The US secret service no longer yell “Get down!” if the President is about to be attacked,

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they now have to shout, “Donald, duck!”

To that thief that took my anti-depressant pills,


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I hope you're happy now!


My friend's career is in ruins,


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he’s an archaeologist.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?
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to get to the other bride.


Hedgehogs; Why can't they just share the hedge?
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What do dentists call x-rays?
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As a dental student, I must say I approve of your last one. Might even steal it :mmm:
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ok
my best joke:
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:toofunny: that's a great joke! 😃
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:toofunny: that's a great joke! 😃
ikr
it's hilarious
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ikr
it's hilarious
Mood :")
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(Original post by Kk1999)
except the last 2...the rest were hilarious... especially the first one.
(Original post by Mesopotamian.)
As a dental student, I must say I approve of your last one. Might even steal it :mmm:
Ayee I am not the only one who appreciates silly jokes :mmm:
And please be my guest and steal it
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Omggg someone gave me a rep for my gynaecologist joke!!
Someone finds me funny :yes:
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Mood :")
my mood 24/7
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my mood 24/7
*sigh*
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