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anything to do with indoor workplaces basically

please feel free to include management argot etc etc.

join me on our Punnage journey going forward :teehee:

start with the low-hanging fruit

https://www.theguardian.com/money/20...-office-jargon

https://www.red-thread.com/blog/offi...sary-of-terms/


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tess of the d'urber-files
Hot-desk fuzz
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tess of the d'urber-files
Hot-desk fuzz
ah there you are laura

please accept this Proficiency Award for your skilful punnage:

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Lord of the Rings: the fellowship of the ring-binders

Lord of the Rings: the Two Tippex

Lord of the Rings: the return of the Keyboard

Star War; a new hole punch
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Sun sex & suspicious paperwork
Harry potter and the colleagues deep secrets
Lord of the waste paper bins
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Chronicles of Narnia, The voyage of the dawn Shredder.

Robert Downey Office Junior.
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Born in a manager - JC

A stapler diet - a subsistence diet with plenty of iron.

Rubber band on the run - Wings.

The Green File

Gangnam File

Born Freestanding

The Face Veneer of Fu Manchu
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Lords of the stationaries.
Chief Operating Officer - Thanos.
Redundancies or nothing
9-5 or Die.
The Wolf of the Balance Sheets.
The Return of the Human Resources
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HR I met your mother
Harry Potter and the print-order of the Phoenix
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(Original post by Muttley79)
Lord of the Rings: the fellowship of the ring-binders

Lord of the Rings: the Two Tippex

Lord of the Rings: the return of the Keyboard

Star War; a new hole punch
:congrats: a fine presentation Ma'am. we shall copy this to Head Office as part of your appraisal.

HR wish you to receive this token of achievment from the Grand Duchy of Moscow:

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Это путь к собору Солсбери?
Мы хотим полюбоваться шпилем.
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Sun sex & suspicious paperwork
Harry potter and the colleagues deep secrets
Lord of the waste paper bins
very proficient mnot

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Chronicles of Narnia, The voyage of the dawn Shredder.

Robert Downey Office Junior.
:danceboy: the first one is outstanding :congrats:

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Born in a manager - JC

A stapler diet - a subsistence diet with plenty of iron.

Rubber band on the run - Wings.

The Green File

Gangnam File

Born Freestanding

The Face Veneer of Fu Manchu
:yay: thanks for this portfolio of punnage Sire ! my favorite is Gangnam File :rofl:

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Привет английская леди.
Хочешь понюхать мою парфюмерную колбу?
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Ben HR

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Health and Efficiency

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the modern office relies on healthy and efficient staff. the latest digital management tools enable detailed snapshots of employees' performance to be recorded in a handy booklet.
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Это путь к собору Солсбери?
Мы хотим полюбоваться шпилем.
Enjoy this print instead:
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Enjoy this print instead:
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Это красиво. Есть ли большая дверная ручка?
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Это красиво. Есть ли большая дверная ручка?
Нет, в моем доме большая дверная ручка. Хотели бы вы увидеть это?

[Thanks google translate - my Russian is not that advanced]
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Нет, в моем доме большая дверная ручка. Хотели бы вы увидеть это?

[Thanks google translate - my Russian is not that advanced]
:sexface: <<< сексуальное лицо
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Chronicles of Narnia, The voyage of the dawn Shredder.

Robert Downey Office Junior.
lol i had another one. Chronicles of Narnia: The computer, the glitch and the hardrive.
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