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I have really bad tonsillitis and everyone is avoiding me so they don't to catch it. I'm now all alone and suffering (😩)
It would be nice to have some company in my time of need 🥺
Does anyone have any interesting stories or jokes or chatter to share with me?
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I have really bad tonsillitis and everyone is avoiding me so they don't to catch it. I'm now all alone and suffering (😩)
It would be nice to have some company in my time of need 🥺
Does anyone have any interesting stories or jokes or chatter to share with me?
Shall I get out my book of embarrassing things I’ve done :console:
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You have my love disco ball You lucky light stream
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Shall I get out my book of embarrassing things I’ve done :console:
Moonbow! My friend! You didn't abandon me 🥺 thank you!

I would love to hear exerpts from your book of embarrassing stories!
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You have my love disco ball You lucky light stream
Potato! My friend! You didn't abandon me either! 🥺

I'm sorry for all those times I tried to eat you 😩 thank you for the love, even if it does have an angry face attached 🥰
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Potato! My friend! You didn't abandon me either! 🥺

I'm sorry for all those times I tried to eat you 😩 thank you for the love, even if it does have an angry face attached 🥰
No problem and the angry face is for the flashbacks if you eating me and my cousins

But you're forgiven :rolleyes:
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Aww don't cry, I've got loads of jokes for you :console: :hugs:

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(Original post by lazerbeem)
Moonbow! My friend! You didn't abandon me 🥺 thank you!

I would love to hear exerpts from your book of embarrassing stories!
No problemo! Where to start...
Once we were doing a quiz on the school field with my friendship group, and there’s a girl (let’s call her...watch as she really is obsessed with the time🤣) who is really smart. Watch always gets every answer right, and I have a 67% success rate
My other friend asked us both a question and I got it faster than watch. I was so thrilled I started dancing backwards and fell backwards onto a bench where two people were sitting. Turns out, I got the question wrong 🤣😭😭😭😳
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No problem and the angry face is for the flashbacks if you eating me and my cousins

But you're forgiven :rolleyes:
I did it with love but I know that's no excuse 😔 I'll try not to do it again 🙂
Thank you for forgiving me 😢
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Aww don't cry, I've got loads of jokes for you :console: :hugs:

What does dark humour and anti-vaxxers children have in common?
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they both never get old


What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
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an investigator


Why did the nurse walk past the pill cupboard quietly?
Spoiler:
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so she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills

What do you call a doctor that specialises in mens necks?
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a guy neck ologist


What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?
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A URL-ologist.


Why do surgeons wear masks?
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So no one will recognise them when they make a mistake

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
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he's alright now


Medical memes coming up
The first one was...wow. Dark humour 😬😅
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Aww don't cry, I've got loads of jokes for you :console: :hugs:

What does dark humour and anti-vaxxers children have in common?
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they both never get old


What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
Spoiler:
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an investigator


Why did the nurse walk past the pill cupboard quietly?
Spoiler:
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so she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills

What do you call a doctor that specialises in mens necks?
Spoiler:
Show
a guy neck ologist


What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?
Spoiler:
Show
A URL-ologist.


Why do surgeons wear masks?
Spoiler:
Show
So no one will recognise them when they make a mistake

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
Spoiler:
Show
he's alright now


Medical memes coming up
I love all of these jokes :lol: and they relevant as they're to do with health!
You didn't abandon me Smka! My friend! 🥺
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There's too many stories to talk about 😂😂
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No problemo! Where to start...
Once we were doing a quiz on the school field with my friendship group, and there’s a girl (let’s call her...watch as she really is obsessed with the time🤣) who is really smart. Watch always gets every answer right, and I have a 67% success rate
My other friend asked us both a question and I got it faster than watch. I was so thrilled I started dancing backwards and fell backwards onto a bench where two people were sitting. Turns out, I got the question wrong 🤣😭😭😭😳
Oh god no 😂😂😂😂 that made me laugh imagining it and I can relate because I always fall over. It wasn't even worth it because it was wrong too? 😭😭😭
Damn you Watch! :shakecane:
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The first one was...wow. Dark humour 😬😅
Dark humour is sneakily good :ninja:
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There's too many stories to talk about 😂😂
Pick thy best 😃😃😃
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Oh god no 😂😂😂😂 that made me laugh imagining it and I can relate because I always fall over. It wasn't even worth it because it was wrong too? 😭😭😭
Damn you Watch! :shakecane:
Ikr she’s too smart but she’s alright when she isn’t bullying me :rolleyes:
I fall over all the time too it’s ok 😂😭
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Omg I love them :toofunny: especially the "dying of curiosity" one :lol: the poor gall bladder! 😭😭
I love the "it looks like your pregnant" ones 😂 I've seen a few, they never get old!
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Ikr she’s too smart but she’s alright when she isn’t bullying me :rolleyes:
I fall over all the time too it’s ok 😂😭
She bullies you! :zomg:
I have fallen over so many times no one is surprised when it happens now 😔 they're just like "there goes lazer throwing herself around again 🙄"
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She bullies you! :zomg:
I have fallen over so many times no one is surprised when it happens now 😔 they're just like "there goes lazer throwing herself around again 🙄"
In a cheeky friend kind of way, she stopped me from walking into lampposts too so she’s a good bean
Nowadays I didn’t complete a school day if I didn’t have to do some awkward squishing past people and drop half my folders on the floor too
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