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We all have bad jokes we enjoy telling people 🤣 Why not try something like that here? Or we can also do riddles. Like we post riddles and everybody answers. Could be a fun way to pass our time during this stupid lockdown 🙊
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I guess I can't post my gynecologist joke here then :getmecoat:
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(Original post by Hellohsjakodsmka)
I guess I can't post my gynecologist joke here then :getmecoat:
Oh! please go ahead with your jokes 😂 We are in for a good time now 🙊
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Oh! please go ahead with your jokes 😂 We are in for a good time now 🙊
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what do you call a doctor that specialises in mens necks?
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a guy neck ologist
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(gynaecologist)


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(Original post by Hellohsjakodsmka)
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what do you call a doctor that specialises in mens necks?
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a guy neck ologist
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(gynaecologist)


You are good 🤣🤣
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(Original post by Hellohsjakodsmka)
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what do you call a doctor that specialises in mens necks?
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a guy neck ologist
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(gynaecologist)


Let me give you a riddle.
It is super easy tho 😂

Why was the picture sent to jail?
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Let me give you a riddle.
It is super easy tho 😂

Why was the picture sent to jail?
because it robbed a bank idk 😂
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this is such a silly joke but
what do u call a British person who farts

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British gas

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because it robbed a bank idk 😂
Nope! IT WAS FRAMED 🤣🤣
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this is such a silly joke but
what do u call a British person who farts

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this one was actually funny 😂😂
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this is such a silly joke but
what do u call a British person who farts

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Lol 😂😂
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this one was actually funny 😂😂
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Lol 😂😂
im dead this was my not so funny joke
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(Original post by mnaureen)
Nope! IT WAS FRAMED 🤣🤣
Omds :laugh:

(Original post by kadiatuj0001)
this is such a silly joke but
what do u call a British person who farts

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Prsom, that was so cringey :rofl:
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im dead this was my not so funny joke
it acc made me giggle ideky 😂😂😂
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(Original post by Hellohsjakodsmka)
Omds :laugh:


Prsom, that was so cringey :rofl:
like your doctor jokes

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jk some of them are actually funny :lol:
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Why were there no painkillers in the jungle???


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Because paracetamol
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I'll get my coat and leave :getmecoat: :ashamed:



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There was a man with a bad memory and his mum sent him into town to get a bun some lickerish and a clock.

He sets off into town and goes into the bakery and goes to the man behind the counter, have you got any bums? the man behind the counter goes we haven't got any bums but we've got some buns, the man with the bad memory goes I'll have one of those. Next he goes into the lickerish shop and goes to the man behind the counter, have you got any lickets? the man behind the counter says we haven't got any lickets but we've got some lickerish, the man with the bad memory says I'll have one of those. Last of all he goes into the clock shop and says have you got any cocks? the man behind the counter goes we haven't got any cocks but we've got some clocks, the man with the bad memory goes I'll have one of those.

He's on his way home an old woman at the bus stop asks him the time and he goes hold my bum and lick it while I get my c0ck out.
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There was a man with a bad memory and his mum sent him into town to get a bun some lickerish and a clock.

He sets off into town and goes into the bakery and goes to the man behind the counter, have you got any bums? the man behind the counter goes we haven't got any bums but we've got some buns, the man with the bad memory goes I'll have one of those. Next he goes into the lickerish shop and goes to the man behind the counter, have you got any lickets? the man behind the counter says we haven't got any lickets but we've got some lickerish, the man with the bad memory says I'll have one of those. Last of all he goes into the clock shop and says have you got any cocks? the man behind the counter goes we haven't got any cocks but we've got some clocks, the man with the bad memory goes I'll have one of those.

He's on his way home an old woman at the bus stop asks him the time and he goes hold my bum and lick it while I get my c0ck out.
HOLY **** :lol:
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(Original post by Nialler x)
Why were there no painkillers in the jungle???


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Because paracetamol
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No okay
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I'll get my coat and leave :getmecoat: :ashamed:



Oh no please stay 😂
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Oh no please stay 😂
Did you get my joke tho??
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