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i’m bored so tell me some fun stories about yourself or idk embarrass yourselves please
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... idk embarrass yourselves please

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Sorry to be a mood-killer, here's a joke to make up for it:

A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one free of charge.
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Okay, so before anyone bashes my head in I was incredibly young and I by no means am anti-sematic or anything so please don't come from me

So I was about 6/7 and we were learning about Judaism in school and my teacher had asked me a question as I wasn't paying attention.

so my teacher asked me where we'd most likely see a Jewish person, knowing the correct answer I later found out was the Synagogue, I think she was talking about places of worship beforehand.

Me being a complete dumbass replied Marks and Spencer's, and she literally burst out laughing..

It was only because my mum loved Marks and Spencer's and I'd always see men wearing Kippahs, and I'd ask my mum what they were and she used to explain to me, so I mean to my six year old self it made sense.

Again please don't come from me I was just a kid.
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Okay, so before anyone bashes my head in I was incredibly young and I by no means am anti-sematic or anything so please don't come from me

So I was about 6/7 and we were learning about Judaism in school and my teacher had asked me a question as I wasn't paying attention.

so my teacher asked me where we'd most likely see a Jewish person, knowing the correct answer I later found out was the Synagogue, I think she was talking about places of worship beforehand.

Me being a complete dumbass replied Marks and Spencer's, and she literally burst out laughing..

It was only because my mum loved Marks and Spencer's and I'd always see men wearing Kippahs, and I'd ask my mum what they were and she used to explain to me, so I mean to my six year old self it made sense.

Again please don't come from me I was just a kid.
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i’m bored so tell me some fun stories about yourself or idk embarrass yourselves please
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Okay, so before anyone bashes my head in I was incredibly young and I by no means am anti-sematic or anything so please don't come from me

So I was about 6/7 and we were learning about Judaism in school and my teacher had asked me a question as I wasn't paying attention.

so my teacher asked me where we'd most likely see a Jewish person, knowing the correct answer I later found out was the Synagogue, I think she was talking about places of worship beforehand.

Me being a complete dumbass replied Marks and Spencer's, and she literally burst out laughing..

It was only because my mum loved Marks and Spencer's and I'd always see men wearing Kippahs, and I'd ask my mum what they were and she used to explain to me, so I mean to my six year old self it made sense.

Again please don't come from me I was just a kid.
love that for u
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