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Anonymous #1
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So the other day I was lying down with my boyfriend and we have been together for like 3months now like so long. But anyway, we was watching BBC Planet Earth cus like i like animals init. Anyway, I accidentally farted on him like three times when it was silence when we was watching tv together.

AND now he wants to break up with me because he said girls who do this are trash and I should kill myself. I believe he is bang out of order and like it didn't even smell that bad like. Can you guys please help me on how to get him back.
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Anonymous #2
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dare i even..
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(Original post by Anonymous)
So the other day I was lying down with my boyfriend and we have been together for like 3months now like so long. But anyway, we was watching BBC Planet Earth cus like i like animals init. Anyway, I accidentally farted on him like three times when it was silence when we was watching tv together.

AND now he wants to break up with me because he said girls who do this are trash and I should kill myself. I believe he is bang out of order and like it didn't even smell that bad like. Can you guys please help me on how to get him back.
Maybe u should take his advice
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One of the funnier trolls
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(Original post by Sjei28)
Maybe u should take his advice
BABES I am better than that, i just want him back like omg
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BABES I am better than that, i just want him back like omg
Kill him and eat him. Then he will be a part of you forever.
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Fart on his pillow to assert dominance
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Usually I'd berate a troll but this is probably what's needed on a day like Results Day.
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Anonymous #3
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Forget about him he is a loser.
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Anonymous #4
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yesss get him back then fart directly at his face. wtf is this
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cool story
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I hope this is not a troll. Don’t be shy give him pink eye. But deadass if you’re fr leave him, he’s not comfortable with u and shouldn’t make it a big deal.
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This can't be real.
why would a guy overreact over something so stupid. It's not like he has never done it before.
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why would you want to get back with someone who told you to kill yourself? is your self esteem really that low??
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How smelly were they?
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(Original post by Sjei28)
Kill him and eat him. Then he will be a part of you forever.
😂😂😂
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Anonymous #5
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I'm a boy, and if my gf farts on me, Imma fart back to her, 😂😂farting is natural, why would i break up with her, ditch that loser
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I'm a boy, and if my gf farts on me, Imma fart back to her, 😂😂farting is natural, why would i break up with her, ditch that loser
You're a real one unlike her bf
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(Original post by zanzea)
why would you want to get back with someone who told you to kill yourself? is your self esteem really that low??
Because he has cute friends
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