I’m in a premier inn bored and can’t sleep

no

Please

Take a hammer and hit your head with it, it works wonders 😊


On a real note, hows your day been?

no

My days been fine mate, are you in Blackpool at all?

Im afraid I’m down south

Sorry I am dumb as ****, how far are you from Blackpool and will you be able to give me a lift back home please?

I can’t drive and let’s just say it’s quite a few counties. What happened ?

Ok. I just went to bed and I can’t sleep, I went down to reception for a joke and asked the receptionist if they can read my a bedtime story and he said “I wont be able to provide that service I’m afraid sir”. It was pretty funny tbf but I tried to get back to bed but still can’t sleep

Ok. I just went to bed and I can’t sleep, I went down to reception for a joke and asked the receptionist if they can read my a bedtime story and he said “I wont be able to provide that service I’m afraid sir”. It was pretty funny tbf but I tried to get back to bed but still can’t sleep

Looool. I meant why do you need to be driven back home?

Go for a walk along the sea front? Is anything still open?

It’s like 30 c in this room, my bedroom is normal temperature

Oh , I thought you were in trouble or something

No mate I’m not

Watch something on your phone ?

Watch something on your phone ?