Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop team smelled her vagina to ensure candle was authentic

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I... i... just wow.


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Hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Jesus Mary and Joseph
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"She’s the ultimate embodiment of the brand"

Yes, ****ing pants on head insane.
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Iron Man would be turning in his grave.
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"She’s the ultimate embodiment of the brand"

Yes, ****ing pants on head insane.
Is she still trying to flog magical jade orgasm eggs?
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(Original post by Iñigo de Loyola)
Is she still trying to flog magical jade orgasm eggs?
Still for sale at the low, low price of just $60!
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Still for sale at the low, low price of just $60!
I would have thought sticking egg-sized stones up there would be a bad idea but then again, I'm not Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Priceless. :rofl:
Goop's internal memos, employment contracts, job descriptions/person specifications and non-disclosure agreements- will certainly make for fascinating reading material.
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Priceless. :rofl:
Goop's internal memos, employment contracts, job descriptions/person specifications and non-disclosure agreements- will certainly make for fascinating reading material.
It would be a veritably salacious treasure trove that would make even the most experienced employment solicitor wince.
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(Original post by londonmyst)
Priceless. :rofl:
Goop's internal memos, employment contracts, job descriptions/person specifications and non-disclosure agreements- will certainly make for fascinating reading material.
You say fascinating, I say :puke:
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You say fascinating, I say :puke:
I'm used to Goop.
Every year, I get sent at least half a dozen of their products as birthday and christmas gifts.
Re-gifting is going to be very tricky this year, now the nightmare neighbours have moved away.
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You say fascinating, I say :puke:
Where is your sense of adventure?
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(Original post by Iñigo de Loyola)
I would have thought sticking egg-sized stones up there would be a bad idea but then again, I'm not Gwyneth Paltrow.
Well, she hasn't died yet, but it doesn't sound much fun..
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(Original post by londonmyst)
I'm used to Goop.
Every year, I get sent at least half a dozen of their products as birthday and christmas gifts.
Re-gifting is going to be very tricky this year, now the nightmare neighbours have moved away.
They can always be passed on to your more er... interesting family members.
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Where is your sense of adventure?
The better part of courage is discretion :lol:
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Well, she hasn't died yet, but it doesn't sound much fun..
Yeah, then again that gives me a new business idea.

Iñigo de Loyola's magical orgasm eggs. Made from stones 'borrowed' from my mate's rockery locally sourced organic materials, only £20 and twice as effective as Gwyneth Paltrow's jade vagina eggs. (remember, 2 x 0 = 0).
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Yeah, then again that gives me a new business idea.


Iñigo de Loyola's magical orgasm eggs. Made from stones 'borrowed' from my mate's rockery locally sourced organic materials, only £20 and twice as effective as Gwyneth Paltrow's jade vagina eggs. (remember, 2 x 0 = 0).
When can I preorder?
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