Does anyone actually steal traffic cones?

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What the heck do you do with them? Please walk around the traffic cone when you go to the toilet for safety reasons?

In fact, let's come up with a list of things we can do with traffic cones.

1 - Convince kids they're christmas head gear.

Sell them on Ebay

keep your head dry

Stir fry them.

use them at t*ts (or d*ck)

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Johnny 5

12

I'm sure there was an episode of I'm Alan Partridge where Alan attempts to steal one, and gets caught, resulting in a highly embarrasing but downright hilarious few minutes. That really put me off for life.

OP

sex toys?

no. but i do collect giant phones

i have a 6 foot display model of a sony erricsson k500. woke up one morning with that in my room. all i know is that it was me that single handedly lugged it home. beat that!

Reply 8

Bigcnee

11

Eat ice cream out of them.

Reply 9

No Future

17

Put a book on the pointy end and use it as a stool

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IHavePMS

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I'm sure there was an episode of I'm Alan Partridge where Alan attempts to steal one, and gets caught, resulting in a highly embarrasing but downright hilarious few minutes. That really put me off for life.

What happened? as in how was it that embarassing? i've seen worse on tom green...

Reply 11

Johnny 5

12

Actually, on the same server busy thing, has anyone EVER gone out to test-drive a red sports car?

Reply 12

No Future

17

Declare it to be 'modern art'

Reply 13

python05

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Bigcnee

Eat ice cream out of them.

Once you've plugged the hole :p:

My contribution:

Make your own contraflow to slow people down outside your house! :biggrin:

Reply 14

MorbidAngel

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Actually, on the same server busy thing, has anyone EVER gone out to test-drive a red sports car?

any1 played golf? or made a cup of tea?

to sit on

What happened?

You see, I forget exactly, I only saw it the once. The police found him on a motorway stealing a traffic-cone. He made his excuses, to no avail...

I've tried the ice cream thing, it comes out of the bottom.

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IHavePMS

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hester

no. but i do collect giant phones

i have a 6 foot display model of a sony erricsson k500. woke up one morning with that in my room. all i know is that it was me that single handedly lugged it home. beat that!

A mate of mine got so hammered one night he stole a trolley from tesco, bought it back to the house (student) we were living in, managed to drag two guys out of bed to help him throw it over the wall and in through his window, put it in his bed dressed in his boxers and tshirt and he slept on the floor...

Reply 18

PublicSchoolAnn

13

Iv never stolen a traffic cone. But my sister bullied me into helping her steal one of those men at work signs when we were younger. It wasnt actually that exciting we live in the country side (it was placed next to a bridge) so no one saw . I dont know why she wanted it anyway we just stuck in the garage. My father found it a couple of days later stuck it in the range rover and put it back at the bridge. Oh the rebellion.

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IHavePMS

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You see, I forget exactly, I only saw it the once. The police found him on a motorway stealing a traffic-cone. He made his excuses, to no avail...

I've tried the ice cream thing, it comes out of the bottom.

Lol. I hope that made it on america's dumbest criminals or something.

Does anyone actually steal traffic cones?

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