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How much of a chav are you

These are some simple questions from which its possible to calculate how much of a chav you are. If anyone wants to know, answer these, and i'll calculate it for you.

Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland?
Have you ever worn Burberry check?
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror?
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff?
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date?
Are you into "R&B"?
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew?
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos?
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit?
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle?
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'?
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present?
Have you ever bought second class stamps?
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola?
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive?
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere?
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester?
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?
Would you eat own brand baked beans?
Do you prefer Carling to Stella?
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'?
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"?
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo?
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train?
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone?
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party?
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"?
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any?
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later?
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"?
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"?
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport?
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives?
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas?
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's?
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits?
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation?
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines?
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal?
Are the toes on your shoes square?
Do you know any straight men who wear earings?
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit?
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer?

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Reply 1
Answers

Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? No
Have you ever worn Burberry check? Scarf ages ago before it was chavy
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? Yes
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? No
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? No
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? Yes!
Are you into "R&B"? Yes
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? No
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? No
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? No
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? No
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? No
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? No
Have you ever bought second class stamps? No
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? no
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? no
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? whats a stenaline ferry?
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? No
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?No
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? No
Would you eat own brand baked beans? Yeah why not.
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? no
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? no
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? no
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? yes!
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? no
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? no
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? no
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? no
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? no
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? no
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? no
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? no
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? no
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc no
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? no
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? no
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? yes
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? no
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? no
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? no
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? no
Are the toes on your shoes square?no
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? yes
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? no
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? no
Reply 2
Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland?
Yes
Have you ever worn Burberry check?
No
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?
No
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? No
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? Yes...but as of Xmas day it won't be!!!
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? No
Are you into "R&B"? No
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? No
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? No
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? No
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? Yes
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? No
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? No
Have you ever bought second class stamps? No
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? No
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? No
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? No
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? Yes
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? No
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? Yes
Would you eat own brand baked beans? No
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? I don't like either
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? No
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? No
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? No
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? No
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? No
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? No
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? Yes
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? Yes
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? No
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? No
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? Yes
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? No
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc No
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? No
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? No
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? Yes
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? No
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? No
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? No
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? Sometimes
Are the toes on your shoes square? No
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? No
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? No
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? Part of it
Reply 3
Well the other day I made £1.10 walking round ASDA dressed as a chav. I fitted right in. It takes someone very comfortable with his chaviality to do that.
Reply 4
Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? no
Have you ever worn Burberry check? no
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? no
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? no
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? yes
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? no
Are you into "R&B"? no
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? no
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? no
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? no
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? no
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? no
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? noHave you ever bought second class stamps? yes
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? no
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? yes
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? no
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? no
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? no
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? no
Would you eat own brand baked beans? no
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? no
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? yes
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? no
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? yes
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? no
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? no
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? no
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? yes
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? no
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? no
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? no
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? yes
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? no
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc no
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? no
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? no
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? no
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? no
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? yes
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? no
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? no
Are the toes on your shoes square? no
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? no
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? no
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? no
Reply 5
Oh go on then. I'm sure I'll turn out ultra chav! lol.

Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? Yes
Have you ever worn Burberry check? No
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? No
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? No
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? No
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? Yes
Are you into "R&B"? No
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? No
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? Yes
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? No
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? No
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? No
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? No
Have you ever bought second class stamps? No
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? No
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? No
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? No
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? No
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? No
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? No
Would you eat own brand baked beans? No
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? I don't like either.
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? No
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? No
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? Yes
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? No
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? No
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? No
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? No
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? No
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? No
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? No
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? Yes
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? No
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc No
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? No
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? No
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? No
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? No
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? No
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? Yes
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? No
Are the toes on your shoes square? No
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? No
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? No
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? No
Reply 6
sloaney87
Answers

Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? No
Have you ever worn Burberry check? Scarf ages ago before it was chavy
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? Yes
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? No
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? No
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? Yes!
Are you into "R&B"? Yes
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? No
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? No
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? No
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? No
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? No
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? No
Have you ever bought second class stamps? No
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? no
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? no
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? whats a stenaline ferry?
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? No
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?No
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? No
Would you eat own brand baked beans? Yeah why not.
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? no
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? no
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? no
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? yes!
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? no
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? no
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? no
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? no
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? no
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? no
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? no
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? no
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? no
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc no
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? no
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? no
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? yes
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? no
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? no
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? no
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? no
Are the toes on your shoes square?no
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? yes
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? no
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? no


You are 13% Chav
Reply 7
wow! i have only done 2 of them!! How non chav am i?? hehehehe!!
Reply 8
immortal
Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland?
Yes
Have you ever worn Burberry check?
No
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?
No
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? No
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? Yes...but as of Xmas day it won't be!!!
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? No
Are you into "R&B"? No
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? No
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? No
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? No
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? Yes
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? No
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? No
Have you ever bought second class stamps? No
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? No
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? No
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? No
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? Yes
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? No
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? Yes
Would you eat own brand baked beans? No
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? I don't like either
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? No
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? No
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? No
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? No
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? No
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? No
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? Yes
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? Yes
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? No
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? No
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? Yes
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? No
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc No
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? No
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? No
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? Yes
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? No
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? No
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? No
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? Sometimes
Are the toes on your shoes square? No
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? No
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? No
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? Part of it


You are 24% Chav
Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? No
Have you ever worn Burberry check? No
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? No
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? No
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? Yes
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? No
Are you into "R&B"? Yes
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? No
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? No (at least I don't think I have)
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? No
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? yes
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? No
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? No
Have you ever bought second class stamps? No
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? No
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? Yes
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? Don't know what one is
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? Yes
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? No
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? Yes
Would you eat own brand baked beans? No
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? (Don't drink beer)
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? YesDo you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? No
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? No
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? No
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? No
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? No
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? Yes
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? Yes
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? No
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? No
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? Yes
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? Yes
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc No
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? Yes
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? No
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? No
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? No
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? NO
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? Yes
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? Yes
Are the toes on your shoes square? No
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? Yes
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? Yes
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? Yes
joesharp
Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? no
Have you ever worn Burberry check? no
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? no
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? no
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? yes
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? no
Are you into "R&B"? no
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? no
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? no
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? no
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? no
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? no
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? noHave you ever bought second class stamps? yes
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? no
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? yes
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? no
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? no
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? no
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? no
Would you eat own brand baked beans? no
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? no
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? yes
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? no
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? yes
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? no
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? no
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? no
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? yes
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? no
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? no
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? no
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? yes
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? no
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc no
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? no
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? no
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? no
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? no
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? yes
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? no
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? no
Are the toes on your shoes square? no
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? no
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? no
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? no


You are 19% Chav
Adhsur
Oh go on then. I'm sure I'll turn out ultra chav! lol.

Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? Yes
Have you ever worn Burberry check? No
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? No
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? No
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? No
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? Yes
Are you into "R&B"? No
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? No
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? Yes
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? No
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? No
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? No
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? No
Have you ever bought second class stamps? No
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? No
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? No
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? No
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? No
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? No
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? No
Would you eat own brand baked beans? No
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? I don't like either.
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? No
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? No
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? Yes
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? No
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? No
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? No
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? No
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? No
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? No
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? No
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? Yes
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? No
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc No
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? No
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? No
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? No
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? No
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? No
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? Yes
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? No
Are the toes on your shoes square? No
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? No
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? No
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? No


You are 11% chav
Reply 12
Iluvatar
You are 24% Chav


Oh dear god shoot me :eek:
SciFi25
wow! i have only done 2 of them!! How non chav am i?? hehehehe!!


but theres different weightings for them, so which ones?
LittleMissShine
Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? No
Have you ever worn Burberry check? No
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? No
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? No
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? Yes
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? No
Are you into "R&B"? Yes
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? No
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? No (at least I don't think I have)
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? No
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? yes
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? No
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? No
Have you ever bought second class stamps? No
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? No
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? Yes
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? Don't know what one is
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? Yes
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? No
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? Yes
Would you eat own brand baked beans? No
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? (Don't drink beer)
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? YesDo you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? No
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? No
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? No
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? No
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? No
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? Yes
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? Yes
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? No
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? No
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? Yes
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? Yes
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc No
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? Yes
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? No
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? No
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? No
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? NO
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? Yes
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? Yes
Are the toes on your shoes square? No
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? Yes
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? Yes
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? Yes


You are 39% Chav
Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? Yes
Have you ever worn Burberry check? No
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? No
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? No
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? Yes
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? No
Are you into "R&B"? No
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? Possibly
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? No
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? No
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? Yes
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? No
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? No
Have you ever bought second class stamps? No
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? No
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? Yes
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? Yes
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? No idea
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? No
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? No
Would you eat own brand baked beans? No
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? No
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? No
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? No
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? No
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? No
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? No
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? No
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? No
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? No
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? No
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? No
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? Yes
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? Yes
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc No
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? No
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? No
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? No
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? Yes
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? Yes
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? No
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? No
Are the toes on your shoes square? No
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? Yes
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? No
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer?Yes

I dont see what relevance a lot of these questions have in relation to 'chavness.' Find me a student who hasnt bought from the coop or iceland and il show you a tiny minority and as for 'was your education paid for by the tax-payer'? I think this is more of a 'how patrician arent you' quiz.
an Siarach
Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? Yes
Have you ever worn Burberry check? No
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? No
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? No
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? Yes
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? No
Are you into "R&B"? No
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? Possibly
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? No
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? No
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? Yes
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? No
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? No
Have you ever bought second class stamps? No
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? No
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? Yes
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? Yes
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? No idea
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? No
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? No
Would you eat own brand baked beans? No
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? No
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? No
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? No
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? No
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? No
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? No
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? No
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? No
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? No
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? No
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? No
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? Yes
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? Yes
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc No
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? No
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? No
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? No
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? Yes
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? Yes
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? No
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? No
Are the toes on your shoes square? No
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? Yes
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? No
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer?Yes

I dont see what relevance a lot of these questions have in relation to 'chavness.' Find me a student who hasnt bought from the coop or iceland and il show you a tiny minority.


Well some i'm not sure about. I'm just feeding them into an excel document, but stuff like buying from co-op and iceland have a low weighting.

You are 24% Chav
Reply 17
can you just give the link?

googling gave an excel file

i got 40%
kikzen
can you just give the link?


Its not a website, its an excel document, and i can't attach that to the forum unfortunately.
Reply 19
Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? No
Have you ever worn Burberry check? No
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? yes
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? No
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? No
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? No
Are you into "R&B"? No
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? No
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? No
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? No
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? No
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? No
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? No
Have you ever bought second class stamps? No
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? No
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? No
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? Yes
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? Yes
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? No
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? No
Would you eat own brand baked beans? No
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? No
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? Yes
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? No
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? Yes
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? No
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? No
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? No
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? No
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? No
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? No
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? No
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? Yes
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? No
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc No
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? No
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? No
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? No
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? No
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? Yes
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? No
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? Yes
Are the toes on your shoes square? No
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? No
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? No
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? Yes